We try to kill SCP-682

Result: failure. nothing happened. The D-class was then devoured messily.

"Whoever thought that would work is demoted to D-class. Permanently."- 05-1

Test: fully charged wave motion gun to the face! While on mars of course. And pointing the gun AWAY from Earth.

Thank you. And for the record, a wave motion gun is a laser cannon the size of an entire warship deployed on Battleship Yamato. At full charge it destroyed an entire continent. So it had potential.

edited 8th Dec '14 12:10:16 PM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: cancelled because you did not describe in enough clarity. Test: Ask SCP-294 for "poison that can kill 682" and throw it at 682

That's a terrible reason. If you don't know what a Wave-Motion Gun is, don't respond, or search it up.

edited 7th Dec '14 12:07:01 AM by PastryPerson

Result: posion created sucessfully, posion also posions everyone else that get's near.

Test: Clone 681 opposet gender, encorage to settle down.

Result: non-starter. No one knows what 682's gender is or what the "opposite" of it would be.

Test: make a clone of it and kill both at the same time.

Test cancelled.

If we're having this much trouble killing one, why do you think we'd have an easier time with two? D-Class, permanently.

-O5-     

TEST: Punch it in the face with an extendable boxing glove.

edited 8th Dec '14 8:30:00 AM by Surt

It ate the glove which it spit out at █████ then devoured █████.

SEND IN EVERYONE

Result: cancelled.

"If we sent everyone in there, there would be no one left to continue civilization. NO ONE. YOU IDIOT."- Dr. Clef

Test: 12 Protoss carriers, 12 Terran Battlecruisers, 12 Zerg Ultralisks, and subsequent Zergling rush.

Pastry Person, I didn't know it was a trope.

Edit: incorrectly spoiler tagged

Second edit: how do i shot spoiler tags

edited 10th Dec '14 10:56:30 PM by SmartGirl333

A. I cant respond to my own post, and its been over three weeks. Let's get this forum back on track people. B. this is not a chat forum. We are here to discuss possible ways to terminate SCP 682. If you have questions for people, PM them.

Result: Failure. 682 proceeded to attack and destroy the Ultralisks, then began tossing the Battlecruisers at the carriers. When the rush came, 682 proceeded to eat half of them, before getting bored and falling asleep. The zerglings kept rushing it, but it ignored them. 12 hours later, it woke up and ate the other half.

"Well, at least it had fun. Maybe we can use this as positive reinforcement"-Dr. Bright

Test: Ask Death from Discworld how long it's got left.

"Even if this won't kill him, we might be able to wait it out if we know how long we have to wait" - Researcher Harris

edited 8th Jan '15 10:44:29 AM by ShinigamiJack

RESULT: Failure

Death exploded but before he did he said "He has 999999999999999999999999999999 years left"

TEST: Send in the interns.

RESULT: Failure. 682 ate the interns.

TEST: Show it 096's face.

Result: 096 rushed at him, though 682 simply hardened it's flesh, and then proceeded to kill and EAT 096.

"Well at least that's one less SCP to worry about."- Dr. Gold

Addendum: 096 exploded out of 682's bowels, and took several squads of men to contain it, and 682 breached containment and killed [REDACTED] D-class personnel.

"Crap."- Dr. Gold.

Test: Make 682 fight the red and blue teams from TF 2.

edited 9th Jan '15 5:46:36 PM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: Bullets, explosives, and fire did damage 682. However 682 made quick work of both teams.

Addendum: An übercharge can successfully block damage from 682.

"I guess 682 is The Übermench" - Dr. Kinro

Test: Keep 682 contained in SCP 002 for a week maximum, perhaps 682 will be absorbed into "farniture."

edited 12th Jan '15 6:15:40 PM by DrKinro

Result: SCP 682 was unaffected by 002, though it did make itself at home.

"That is disturbing on so many levels."- Dr. Gold

Test: Make it fight all the autobots and decepticons

edited 12th Jan '15 4:19:36 PM by CapitalistSocialist

Result: Every Transformer in existance, including Unicron, are crushed into tin cans by SCP 682.

Test: Send out Mega Rayquaza to help, with assistance from Zinnia.

edited 12th Jan '15 5:02:29 PM by machop

Result: It's not very effective...

Test: Send in the

Result: Failure. 682 ate the

"Okay. At this point I don't think we're even trying anymore. We need to up our game and seriously try to take this thing out. No More Fooling Around. Time to finish this thing off." - O5-3

Test: Attatch 682 to a Virtual reality device, preferably one that is durable enough to withstand 682's attempts to dislodge it. Through the Device, we Give 682 a neverending virtual romp. Cater to its every whim. So while it is enthralled in it's own virtual paradise, we can take the time to find a way to finish it off once and for all.

edited 13th Jan '15 7:38:16 AM by ShinigamiJack

Result: It got bored intensely quickly, and breached containment.

Test: Show it Sonichu. After that, show it Chris-Chan Wiki

Result: 682 was enraged when made to read the sites. And breached containment... again

Notes: NEVER make 682 read about humans again and maybe fanmade characters. The worrying mongoose does not understand 682's feelings

Test: Neutralise 682 by use of SCP: 291

edited 15th Jan '15 7:53:39 PM by DrKinro

Result: SCP 682 was fine

Test: Make it read bad fan fic.

Result: SCP-682 ate everyone and everything present.

Notes: Im glad we neutralized it before it escaped ~ Dr. Damascus

Test: Throw SCP-682 into a black hole

edited 15th Jan '15 8:02:13 PM by zbse

Result: cancelled.

"People, we've tried this numerous times before. It didn't work then, and it won't work now."- Dr. Gold.

Test: Imprison him with chains and a cage built from dwarf-star alloy. if the weight doesn't kill him, it will at least imprison him for all eternity.

Result: The weight crushes him, allowing to slip free and begin regenerating.

Input: Cast Break a petrification spell on SCP-682 with Concentrate preventing the spell from missing.