We try to kill SCP-682

Result: Denied by Level 5 command.

"Do you have any f***ing what happened the last time we tried something like that. It broke the internet and our reality." O5 command [REDACTED]

Test: Search the omniverse for a universe where they managed to subdue 682 and employ their help in an omniverse wide SCP Foundation Regime.

"I'm not planning on finding a way to kill or destroy it. I'm just trying to help the rest of the omniverse deal with SC Ps, and a lot of thim, and hey, if it fails, I could be in a another universe and not deal with it." Recently re-hired Doctor [REDACTED]

Result: 404 error: universe not found.

Test: Contact the TSAB and request that Nanoha Takamachi "befriend" SCP-682.

Result: Complete failure. 682 was not please by the existence of the character who tried to 'befriend' him. 682 slaughtered her and ate her.

Test: Trap 682 within SCP 2460 and hope that never it comes out, and if it does hopefully can't interact with us.

edited 6th Jan '17 7:01:47 AM by nitro0226

Result: 682 has gained the ability to phase between dark matter and regular matter. Normal methods of containment are now useless. 90% of the world's population has been terminated. Reset button used.

Test: Hand it over to some Munchkins in D&D. They'll kill the thing, or we're down some munchkins, both of which I'm fine with.

edited 6th Jan '17 7:05:22 AM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Result: 682 rather enjoyed their taste after he beat them at what they do best, play competitive in casual games.

Test: Transport 682 and SCP 2700 to another universe (Preferably one with no life in it). Promptly detonate 2700 remotely.

"Reverse of space-time and destruction of the universe. If this doesn't work, we are all royally fucked and have the reset button on standby" Doctor [REDACTED]

Apendum: The previous use of the reset button also resets any reality/universe/timeline we alter in our test so equestria is fine along with all of the others we killed.

"Yeah, no one hates us for sending 682 to them!" Doctor [REDACTED]

edited 6th Jan '17 11:15:39 AM by nitro0226

Result: We sent Class-D and MTF to the other six universes in hope of response of no life. There was screaming followed by the roar similar to SCP-682

"I think that we found its home planet....

...and more are coming." -Leve

Note: We searched for life before sending them. This test will no longer be used.

Second Note: I have already ran out of tests.

edited 6th Jan '17 11:48:21 AM by LeveNuke

Seriously? If you can't make a full post, then don't make a post at all. It messes up the flow of the thread.

edited 6th Jan '17 1:45:52 PM by PastryPerson

Test: Kill him, kill him even more, keep killing him, UNTILL HES DEAD.

...really?

Test: Expose it to SCP-1562 (who is to have audio equipment forcibly attached to it in order to keep track of what it is doing.) Wherever it's sent, it won't be our problem anymore.

I can't even...what?

edited 6th Jan '17 2:12:51 PM by PastryPerson

OOC: It is in latin, Just deal with it.

The result is so bad, that Leve had to report it in Latin.

Result: SCP DCLXXXII deportatum, ad Sinis,rampages I billion caesi, ubi et continentiam quam hominibus. Class A-ministratur in reliquis amnesiacs testes

Test: Drop him from a spacecraft.... ONTO THE SUN. The gravity will render him unable to escape.

edited 7th Jan '17 1:05:33 PM by LeveNuke

Badadrump

Please do not bump threads that are even a quarter of a day old.

edited 6th Jan '17 5:54:27 PM by Savaget1337

Result: 682 slowly adapted to the intense heat and pressure of the sun.

Many decades of rapid evolution later, 682 has now become a being capable of withstanding the conditions inside the mantle.

This isn't enough for it.

It migrates to the core of the Sun, adapting to the incredibly harsh conditions there, slowly growing and adapting.

Many millennia later, SCP-682 has grown into a being of immense, practically godlike, strength and endurance. It moves to crush the Sun as a test of its abilities.

It succeeds, and the Solar System grows cold with the absence of a central star. Billions on Earth die without 682 lifting a finger.

Eventually, the entity designated SCP-1548 arrives at the Solar System, only to find... nothing. 682 has destroyed, eaten, the entire system, and 682 promptly challenges 1548 to a duel.

After a long battle, 682 succeeds. SCP-1548 has been terminated. Not that we're around to care, though.

Meanwhile, an alternate universe Foundation attempts to kill its version of SCP-682...

Test: Bring it one second out of sync with the rest of the universe, rendering it invisible, intangible, and harmless.

edited 6th Jan '17 6:14:10 PM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Result: Failure on so many levels. It became synced with our universe in a cataclysmic transmutation and spatial manipulation, rapidly accelerating its molecules and switching between dark matter and normal matter. Then he de-synced our universe but could still interact. Reset button promptly pressed.

Test: Move the SCP foundation and only useful SC Ps and humanity to an alternate reality, initiate a ZK-class scenario in the world containing 682 and the unneeded SC Ps.

Result: Error 404-R Reality not found.

Test: Eat him again. "I am hungry." -Leve

edited 6th Jan '17 9:45:05 PM by LeveNuke

Result: 682 bursts out of your stomach. Failure, and you are dead.

Test: Create an alternate dimension with SCP-1739 and then put 682 in said alternate dimension before time is up.

Bump.

Bump.

Result: 682 managed to force himself back through as he was entering.

Test: Force-feed 682 an SCP-500 pill. Maybe it'll cure something - but back up the timeline first!

Result: 682 found it tasty. Nothing else happened, and we're down an SCP-500 pill.

Test: Hand it to the Terminators. They'll kill the thing, or 682 will kill them, either one of which I'm fine with.

edited 9th Jan '17 9:48:54 AM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Result: Skynet and SCP-682 team up. Now they are sending 682 based terminators back to exterminate humanity. Reset button pressed.

Test: Get Naruto Uzumaki to perform a Wind Style: Rasen Shuriken on SCP-682.

Result: 682 withstood it, no problem. Then, he killed Naruto.

Addendum: Turns out it was a Shadow Clone. So, he's alive. There's that.

Test: Have it transported to the supermassive black hole at the center of the universe. Even if he survives -which I highly doubt- the gravity will keep him there.

Result: No attempt was made. There is no black hole at the "center of the universe", as there is no "center of the universe.

Test: Send it into the black hole at the center of the galaxy. Even if it escapes, the gravity should keep it there.

OOC: So... almost the exact same thing I posted?

And there IS a center of the Universe, but whatever.

Result: 682 survived the gravity and pressure, and eventually adapted to have immense strength and durability. It then broke the black hole in half, escaped, and is headed toward Earth.

Reset button pushed, as while it'll take roughly 50,000 years to get here, we can do precisely nothing to stop it.

Test: Have it fight Progenitus. Protection from Everything. I don't need to say more.

edited 10th Jan '17 11:09:39 AM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Nope, there's no center of the universe. There was no one place that the Big Bang didn't happen, so there's no single place that it started.