ITT: We're in Hell

-takes out beef jerkey- Throw it at them, then run.

Let's leave and fast, some of those guys and... things have a "Fresh Meat" look in their eyes...

(Huh, thought we were still in the second, but this is still appropriate. Whaddaya know.)

edited 26th May '10 4:18:56 PM by Chabal2

Yay! I love the rain!

Goddammit demon, is it possible for you to go for 5 seconds in a roleplay with out making your character a mary sue?

This isn't Greed, it's Lust. Kinda makes sense that there's a "Reserved for Bill Clinton" sign, doesn't it? Oh, and there's Tiger Woods's spot.

Wait, are we in the Third Circle already?

edited 26th May '10 4:19:22 PM by burinnu

Stop making sexual references and get over here already!

I know, I'm just saying, I can't wait til we move on!
-glances over at an S&M threesome-
Now that has got to be the most fucked up dildo I've ever seen.

edited 26th May '10 4:20:07 PM by rumetzen

The second circle was Lust, the third is Gluttony. I'm a little worried about getting down there...

I ran past the dude, so can you! Just watch out for-

"Cut off mysteriously."

This isn't eating, its a food orgy!

The way I see it, as a serial killer, if I got past lust, I'm home free. Well, I suppose there's anger...

-turning to Katsuun- What is it?

Or pride.

(( I'm already in the Third Circle. I've been shouting at you lot. ))

edited 26th May '10 4:21:02 PM by Katsuun

And violence...
-starts wistleing "singing in the rain"-

edited 26th May '10 4:21:28 PM by rumetzen

Seriously, guys. WHICH CIRCLE ARE WE IN? I have to know whether I just need to shield three areas of my body or the whole thing.

(( Most of you are in the Second, so shield your eyes. Should I be the impromptu DM for this? Screw that. ))

edited 26th May '10 4:23:38 PM by Katsuun

If you've jumped down from circle 2 to 3, you're in Greed. Keep an eye out for the cannibals.

Otherwise, you're still in lust.

edited 26th May '10 4:22:15 PM by GameChainsaw

(( Third Circle is Gluttony. Greed is the Fourth. ))

Actually, it goes Lust, Gluttony, THEN Greed.

EDIT: Ninja'd

edited 26th May '10 4:22:56 PM by rumetzen

LOOK OUT! GLUTTONS! -throws beef jerkey at them, causing a mas feeding frenzy- RUN!

No way! This rain is too nice!

Man, something's definitely got Hell messed up. -staring down the hole- I wonder if Luce knows what's up.

edited 26th May '10 4:23:49 PM by Keybreak

Whoops, I meant Gluttony.

(Stops running and instead knocks out a cannibal, makes a whip out of its teeth and hand-grenades out of its organs, and starts hitting the other cannibals.)

Who'd have thought hell could be such fun!

edited 26th May '10 4:23:59 PM by GameChainsaw

Ugh, four areas then. Let's just get to the third circle, and fast. (grabs the jerky and runs past and through the wind, dodging serial rapists and pedophiles to the Third Circle)

...Ow. How can anyone in there AIM well enough to slap your ass with the wind the way it is - Oh, Crap!. Um.....nice doggy...

(Did anybody even read the source material before starting this?)

Well, I think I've seen all there is to see (and a lot I didn't want to see) here, so I'll be moving on now.

Me: (Heads down to Gluttony and and him and the succubus attacks and show their power.) You guys alright.