Okay, I'll try it your way for once
a three bladed bayonet/grappling hook launcher, distance and speed are determined by furation of charging, which emanates a sound similar to that of a motorcycle engine. the blades are made of an alloy that allows for conductance of heat, enhancing the cutting ability and damage output.
Penance and Echo
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
PINNACLE OF MAN
A cross-shaped sound gun that releases a wave of sound that gets louder and changes frequency every time it hits a certain object, making the victim go insane.
Eternal Scarlet Pangolin
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
An unbreakable, flaming pangolin sword. The handle is made out of ivory, and is oddly cool to the touch. The blade itself is made of an unknown material.
El Inquisitior
Not so much a weapon as a enchanted artifact. The sentient scroll allows a near Google level status of information to be attained by the user on any specific Target they are hunting at the time, specifically the minions of the undead and and Rogues of the darkness to be assassinated.
Lag Modem
Something something smithy
New York Traffic, weaponized.
The LOLRANDOM Toucher
Something something Arena.
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
A jumbled mess of sprites, polygons, texts, and placeholder textures vaguely shaped like a stick. It's safe to be held in one end, but anyone that touches the other end is instantly transformed into something else, ranging from a chicken to an Archdemon Overlord. Occasionally, it transforms the victim into more of itself.
Jacob's Left Arm
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
PINNACLE OF MAN
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear, it is a mechanical automatical pumper with seven vibration modes allegedly made from Patriarch Jacob
's left arm.
Phantom Piglet
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Kaz's birthday gift to Big Boss, it is an attachment for his mechanical arm that cooks bacon. Included is a complete care and maintenance accessory bag with a nonstick drip tray.
Coin pumper
A hosepipe that sprays money. While originally intended as a method for rich people to show off by spraying fifties at the things they wanted to buy, it was modified for use as a weapon after one user loaded it with pennies, producing an effect similar to a shotgun blast.
The Johanna Quartet.
Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
Interfector
A handheld twelve barrel homing missile launcher... that is slow and unwieldy enough to dodge by sidestepping.
the second... no wait, THIRD to last resort
edited 3rd Apr '16 8:09:40 PM by mynameis:
A triple barreled revolver with each Barrel firing a different kind of ammunition one for each weakness of undead. It has unlimited ammo but what does draw upon the Mana of the wielder keeping him constantly depleted stamina until he can find another weapon.
''Whites only!'
Divine Burden
A powerful sniper rifle... that is also unfortunately racist. Said to be haunted by the souls of the southern soldiers who died during the Civil War and never crossed into the afterlife.
It gets a large bonus against people of different races, such as black persons and the likes. It also infect the spirit of the user, transforming the kindest soul into a screaming KKK believer, because of its unfortunate nature, it's a weapon to be used in the direst situations. Also said to become highly corrosive when a non-white person grabs it.
Skin-eater
edited 4th Apr '16 2:51:52 AM by Bolded1
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
A vial containing black magic larvae necessary to enact a man eating Locust plague,i t was found in an ancient Egyptian tomb in 1927 but had not yet been opened until the year 2378. unfortunately by that time, the science of synthetically grown Androids with no organic matter on their person has been perfected and has been a ubiquitous alternative lifestyle for the Rich and Famous and those of terminally ill disease who can afford the base model.
In order to create the perfect Society, and modeling his methods and personality after the combined likenesses of Hitler Stalin Pol Pot and Osama Bin Laden downloaded from the internet, a failed experiment one of the first sinthetics managed to get a hold of this vile and has enacted the 8th plague on mankind due to the insanity of failed brain flash cloning.
Negros' Chain
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
An old and heavy cast iron chain with a manacle on one end. Found alongside the "Whites Only!" rifle, this chain is enchanted with a spell that induces lethargy and pain on black-skinned people. Centuries ago, this chain was used by certain slave traders to restrain their strongest or most troublesome slaves. Should they continue to resist, they will be released temporarily, only to be beaten by the very chain used to bind them.
Tashkent
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
The Tranquil Knight
An enchanted staff that imbues nearby objects with spirits bound to the wielder's will. Think if Night At The Museum but as a weapon.
The DKP Hammer.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Interfector
A hammer fashioned from Donkey Kong's Penis.
The Pussymaker
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
It is a cannon that fires cats from it. It has a seemingly infinite ammo source. No one knows why.
xX_MLG_420_NOSCOPER_Xx
It is a sniper with incredible sniping powers, able to give the user the ability to noscope with extreme skill, like sniping a raindrop with ease. WARNING: We at 420incorporated are not responsible for any of the following symptoms that follow when using this weapon:
- Addiction to weed.
- Only being able to hear MLG music
- Yelling of random MLG words.
- Only writing 420 and 360 as your answer in math tests.
The Edge.
edited 4th Apr '16 3:01:49 PM by T-manboy55
Something something smithy
A table edge, formed entirely out of edges. Very painful and creates edges on what it cuts.
So edgy...
Quetzalcoatl's finger tassels.
Something something Arena.
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
Exactly what it says on the tin, a tassel made of the legendary feathered serpent. It's a rather simple design, consisting of several feathers bound into the shape of a three-fingered hand. A godly power surges throughout the talisman, making it an especially powerful tool to cast magic. However, one must devote themselves to the deity before they can wield it.
Woltzman Device
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
A cybernetic module that reinforces the skin with a layer of metal and sharpens the user's fingertips for use as either knife-like claws or a taser, all through the beauty of nanomachines.
Soultaker
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Red Like Santa
A magic amulet that can be used to magnify spells. Gets more powerful the more deaths are caused by it.
Demon's tooth
edited 22nd Apr '16 10:21:08 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
A clip point knife with a living human eye on its hilt (from its previous owner) that poisons its victims, slowly draining their lifespans to nourish that of its wielder, whose hand it eventually "bites into" and fuses with; its length varies from 10 to 100 cm as its owner wishes.
Heart of the Reprobate
edited 22nd Apr '16 10:43:01 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Revtiga
edited 28th Mar '16 7:37:17 PM by Skiller2