A really big soaking gun with three cannons that is called Tuesday because Tiw was the norse god of single combat.
The pain box
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
A normal box of paint. When opened, the contents are spilled and the paint burns the target like acid.
Mud Medal.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
A round pathogen-container used to stab people and infect them with a proliferant biological abomination.
Stream of Anguish
edited 4th Jul '15 9:35:17 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
shine on
a whip with a 20-foot reach that carries an electric current. anything struck or ensnared by the whip also gets electrocuted.
Boom Boom Satellite
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
Dread Pirate Captain
Contrary to its name, it's not a huge Kill Sat; rather, it is a drone that flies around its "wielder". It fires pulsating rings of energy that explode upon impact.
Chromatic Joker
edited 5th Jul '15 8:21:23 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
A multicolored joker card made out of a strange metal. Not only it is razor sharp, it can also change its element to whatever the user wants.
Flexion Engine
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
An engine attached to the end of a chain. It is quite heavy, making it an effective swinging weapon if you can swing it.
Diabolus ex Machina.
It looks like a treasure chest, but it's actually full of 6d6x6 minor demons. For use in your Standard Fantasy Setting (TM).
Bubba's Big Fix-it Stick
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
A surprisingly well-functioning glue gun made out of the wheelchair of a retired Vietnam veteran and shrimping boat captain.
The Board.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
A table that crushes anything underneath it with the push of a button.
Serrated Bivalve #8
Dying inside and out.
A genetically engineered mollusk with tow long serrated blades on the side of its shell.
The Hurt Rod
At the heart of the world...
It's a metal rod made of pure Hurtonium. It might not look like much, but if you get hit, you'll be in a world of pain.
Haymaker Scythe
Stop Killing My Titles
A particularly wide-bladed scythe designed for really big sweeps. Impractical in closed quarters, king of open-fielded combat.
Primo Victoria.
grah
Swashbuckler
A pair of lingerie with silk that can cut the skin of any man who touches it.
Frog Tank MK 3
A Spider Tank that can jump incredibly high to crush infantry or to get past walls. MK 1 fell apart as soon as it jumped and MK 2 couldn't stand the landing.
Wall of Fish
edited 6th Jul '15 2:47:15 PM by DeisTheAlcano
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
A sardine can. When opened, a literal wall of fish covers you, providing protection and a chance of poisoning the opponent during physical attacks at the cost of your vision.
Cult Sword.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Dying inside and out.
A bejeweled, silver scimitar that passes clear through its victims but leaves them brainwashed and subservient to the wielder.
The Lucky, Lumpy Rock
Although it looks ordinary, if you throw this lumpy rock at someone and manage to hit them with it, you make all saving throws at +3, and the target makes all saving throws at -3.
The Mono-Molecular Blade.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Just that: a sword that is monomolecular. Meaning it's crazy sharp.
Blazer
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
A giant roll of cannabis that makes any army incredibly hungry and sleepy, so they are not a threat anymore.
Infernal Radula
edited 7th Jul '15 4:37:09 PM by DeisTheAlcano
Dread Pirate Captain
A polearm inspired by the radula, found in molluscs. Its tip is covered in many sharp, teeth-like spikes that serves to increase damage dealt to the opponent by cutting and scraping them.
Charm Quark
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Swashbuckler
A special kind of cheese that, once eaten, makes you irresistibly charming to whoever looks at you for the next 24 hours. Side effects include bad breath, noxious gas, and bloating.
Love-Love Sword
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
A vaguely sword-like object made out of some kind of plastic. The edges of the "blade" are completely dull, and it's too light to be able to deal any significant wound. Instead, anyone struck by it is immediately charmed to the wielder. Subsequent whacks can permanently brainwash the victim into the wielder's personal slave.
Bordkanone
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Dread Pirate Captain
A special gunblade of sorts that can serve both as a sword and as a hand cannon, transforming into either mode as needed. The hand cannon mode, with its energy shots, is especially effective when fighting heavily armored opponents.
Neon Star
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
a bear trap launcher encrusted with jewels.
the triple Tuesday typhoon launcher
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!