The Touhou Character Alternate Interpretation Compendium

Most likely.

HER SINGING CURES CANCER

I AM HELLBENT ON TURNING YAMAME INTO A MEMETIC MESSIAH

edited 9th Jul '10 9:08:21 AM by Fawriel

FUCK YO HAIR BYAKUREN

WE DON'T NEED YOUR DRUGS YOU FREAKIN HIPPIE

I AM HELLBENT ON TURNING YAMAME INTO A MEMETIC MESSIAH

I SUPPORT YOUR MISSION FAW

• Yamame is so strong, she can give an Oni liver disease or a Yuuka hay fever.
• Yamame is so nice, the only diseases she freely distributes are the luck and sexual magnetism viruses from Red Dwarf.
• Underneath her poofy skirt, Yamame doesn't have legs. She has more danmaku.
• Yamame is so nice, the only reason that she's a stage one boss is because she didn't want to give Parsee something else to be jealous of.  ^*
  ^{Predictably, this failed. "You get to be the first boss in the game? I'm so jealous..."}
• Yamame is so strong, she can bro-five Yuugi and live.
• Yamame is so organized, that when Satori reads her mind, she finds that its divided into chapters with cross-referencing and footnotes.

edited 9th Jul '10 1:47:35 PM by Bocaj

Okay, I chuckled.

You know what's epic? Yamame, despite being pretty much ignored in the fandom at large, has two pages devoted to her already in this thread, and seems to still be going strong, what with ChuckFacts being made for her now.

Comparing this to recently discussed toons, she has gotten about twice as much discussion as Tewi, and is about to surpass Keine.

edited 9th Jul '10 3:46:45 PM by XionGaTaosenai

No, Yamame's hair is too blonde for the white-haired Koishi or the pink-haired Mitori. Rumia and Flandre are both blonde.

...We may need to go cross-game for this one.

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SUWAKO!

So Yamame becomes Suwako when she puts on the hat?

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ANYONE becomes Suwako when they put on the hat.

Does it compensate for hair color?

Well, there are all the alternate colors in UNL...

Well, considering that Touhous die when they take off their hats, then maybe if another Touhou character puts on the hat, they turn into the character whose hat it was.

I'm thinking like Zim's backpack in that Invader Zim episode that was never made and probably doesn't count.

Let's not bring the "die when hats are removed" theory into this. It just causes a whole mess of problems.

^^ I think the episode was made, just got a different ending than what JV initially planned.

And well... Suwako can split her spirit infinitely, so it may well be that the hat (or hats, if Hisoutensoku is anything to go by) has enough Suwakospirit inside to temporarily make someone into Suwako.

edited 9th Jul '10 4:48:34 PM by Enlong

• Yamame's webs are so strong, she produced all of Marisa's red strings.
• Yamame is so popular, they call her place a social networking site.
• Yamame is so knowledgeable, she's half Google-spider.
• Yamame is so nice, the Germans named their word for the term after her net.
• Yamame is such an idol, she was denounced by Moses.
• Yamame knows no hate, because hate would imply that there's something she fears.

Yamame's spidersilk is so tough, the latest incarnation of the Girls's soccer ball is made with it.

^ At first I thought you were referring to the World Cup, but then I realized what you actually mean.

edited 10th Jul '10 11:40:28 AM by CapedLuigisYoshi

It's only wrapped in Yamame's webbing. The sphere shape is made by having Cirno freeze a mass of Hourai Elixir, and then having Kaguya use her Eternity powers to keep it from melting.

I find this Yamame discussion hilarious. I'm not following Danbouru links till I get my own computer back, but did someone post the "Magical Girl Yamame" mock-up game yet? Because that's awesome and totally appropriate. Speaking of which, clearly she is the underground's Marisa and is normally very powerful, but Worf Had the Flu on the day of the nuclear incident.

^FUND IT!

Also, Kisume in a teacup.

edited 10th Jul '10 4:27:43 PM by Enlong

^^ Does that mean she's potentially romantically linked to everyone in the underground?

Well, that creates some nice web imagery, doesn't it?

Yamame x everyone

But most often Kisume.

Let's talk about it before the fandom catches up and turns Kisume into a stereotypicial tsundere!