All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread

So you are considering enrolling yourself, or a loved one you are trying to control even though you should realize they can vaporize you in a wink of an eye, at the Mahou ShouØØØ Academy! We sincerely thank you for your interest, and we hope this modest prospectus will provide the information you require to assist you in arriving at an informed decision.

Please be informed that Academy personnel will not assist in enforcing this decision upon your loved one.

Hopefully all answers to your questions will be contained in these pages. Hopefully you are also in possession of an unaltered copy and not a secretly cursed one that will cause this week's magically-induced misunderstanding, or worse, possessed by a monster. Should this be the case, feel free to visit our website or return to our venue to acquire an unaltered copy. Should you have any further interest or would wish our assistance in preventing an apocalyptic scenario, we run Open Days for prospective applicants, parents, guardians and magical mascots at regular intervals during the academic year, coinciding with our yearly cultural festival, sports festival, weapons expo, beauty pageant, and athletic meet., where staff and selected current students will be happy to offer tours, protection on the premises and to answer any questions you may have.

Appointments and dates of Open Days are available from the Academy admissions office. Please direct telephone, email, , telepathic messages, dream sendings, homing pigeons and other messenger animals, or postal inquiries to the Princess of Admissions, Mr. Yuuno Scrya, who will be delighted to reply. (Memo: please emphasize to Mr. Scrya that as this is an official publication, we are of course going to use his full formal position at the school. And tell him his latest petition for unisex job titles is denied. We don't have the budget to change all the labeling –Usagi)

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The Houses of Study:

The Boarding School

• Princess of Dormitory Administrations: Emiya Shirou (Someone fix up a temporary room for private meetings so that parents don't object to the fact our Princess of Dormitory Administrations is also our head Sanitation Engineer. –Usagi)

Virtue Dormitories Facility Staff

• Truth Prior: Agent Diana Prince

• Justice Court: Mrs. Whitlow

• Love Hotel: Professor Mido Miko (Shirou, find a way to cover up the dormitory's unfortunate name, will you?. – Usagi)

• Hope Home: Professor K (Has anyone actually ever met this Professor K? – Usagi)

• Friendship House: Coach Takamachi Nanoha

Element Dormitories Facility Staff

• Fire Station: Professor Yagami Signum

• Water Boardings: Professor Sailor Mercury

• Windy Abbey: Professor Dustiness For Lalatina

• Earth Place: Professor Amakawa Yuuto

• Surprise Corner: Doctor Pinkanema Pie D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Balloons (Spike the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Crystal Empire)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (New Jersey), K Cbf J, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Tristain College for Young Ladies)

Appeal Dormitories Facility Staff

• Maison Yuri: Mrs. Izumi Konata

• Childhood Friend Lodgers: Miss Tsube Aika

• Tsundere Apartelle: Mrs. Hiiragi Kagami

• Class Rep Manor: Miss Shindo Erina

• Decadent Habitats: Professor Kageyama Yamiko (Shiro, I know this is probably the thousandth time I've asked, but can you please keep up with whoever keeps spraypainting the word 'brothel' into the sign. – Usagi)

Weapon Dormitories Facility Staff

• Card House: Professor Kido Shinji

• Sword Corner: Mr. Emiya Shiro

• Money Pitt: Professor Luviagelita Edelfelt

• Jewelry Close: Professor Mati (Mati, I’m still waiting for the updated paperwork with your last name. Otherwise we're shipping you back to South America. Nothing personal, but one-word legal names keep making people around you too paraniod to work. – Usagi)

• Beltbuckle Loop: Professor Emeritus Hongo Takeshi, semi-retired

Tradition Dormitories Facility Staff

• Rider Seat: Professor Kadoya Tsukasa

• Squadron Bows: Professor Thomas Oliver

• Idol Stable: Miss Key

• Witch Cottage: Mrs. Mystic Mother

• Sex Appeal House: Miss Tiffany Aching (Miss Aching, I'm afraid I cannot have you transferred to another dorm. Rita has over ten thousand years of seniority on you, and she has more experience dealing with teenagers with attitude. I need her right where she is. – Usagi)

These 25 dormitories are where applicants will be housed, provisioned, and given medical attention by the Academy 24/7 after application. For orphans, runaways, or those acting out of a natural human need to see less of their parents and other relatives, we can board applicants outside normal semesters. See enclosed table of premium fees for more details.

Due to traditional statistical probabilities, only one dormitory house in each facility is currently set up to accept male pupils. Entrance conditions are listed separately. Students capable of transexual transformation may apply for placement in the standard dormitories. For those applicants unlucky enough not to secure a boardingplace for themselves, the Forestry Management department maintains a well-stocked and animal rich preserve where students may enjoy an independent, self-sufficient lifestyle and a return to nature (Put better spin on this. It's not as bad as 'Hunger Games-esque Darwinian competition', but it could be better. – Usagi). And of course, as the academic period progresses, pupils will inevitably leave the academy or drop out for a variety of acceptable and inescapable reasons, such as rescuing kidnapped colleagues, loss of powers, ascension to a higher plane of existence, gaining the throne, recruitment by a secret organization, or death from natural, unnatural or supernatural causes. It is therefore always possible at a later date to transfer to our dormitory facilities. We maintain a waiting list for this reason.

Magical Mascots are housed in their own on-site facilities. Pets are not allowed. Any attempt to use hair dye and glitter to pass a pet off as a mascot are ground for immediate refusal of dormitory application.

More students:

• Radical Girl Revy-chan

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• Nanako

Also, Pathfinder now has a Magical Girl variant-archetype. It's for the vigilante, appropriately enough.

Also, if we're talking Magical Children from Persona, I submit Ken. He can probably bring Koromaru along if he claims he's a mascot.

Today had started out poorly for Marinette Dupain-Cheng. An early morning Akuma had made her so late she missed her chemistry presentation. That had warrented a trip to Principal Damoclese's office. She was running low on excuses, so her only option was to let the old man lecture her about punctuality. That was then followed by her science teacher Ms. Mendeliev reaming into her and forcing her to take a makeup test during lunch. So, being tired, hungry, and regretting several life choices had made her sleep through a large part of her English class. More lectures had followed, though at least these had more of a concerned tone to them. Apparently sleep deprivation in teenagers led to a whole host of health problems. Who knew?

Marinette had three notes from three faculty members to explain to her parents, though that had to wait until dinner. The ever lovely Chloé Bourgeouis had somehow managed to make a street vendor loose his cool and another Akuma began to tear up Paris. Thankfully being Ladybug was the only thing that seemed to go right that day. She couldn't even talk to her parents right. There was only one individual to whom the Parisian teenager could fully vent to.

"Tikki, I don't know what I'm gonna do." She sighed, having changed into her pajamas.

"Marinette, I know you had a bad day," Tikki, Marinette's small ladybug-looking mentor/power source, cooed. "Everyone has them."

"Yeah but when I have them, they just end pu spiralling out of control into these massive heaps of bad, badness!" She threw herself onto her chaise lounge. "Tikki, are you sure you picked the right person to be Ladybug?" The kwami hovered in front of her nose.

"Marinette, every time you ask that question, it's the same answer. Of COURSE you're right for Ladybug. I don't think anyone else has a big a heart as you do." She reached out and caressed Marinette's cheek.

"Thanks Tikki," she replied, placing a finger over the tiny appendage. "I just wish you came with an instruction manual. Or an FAQ."

Something stirred on her rooftop. It distinctly sounded like footsteps. For a brief moment, Marinette thought it was Chat Noir making one of his clandestine trips across Paris. Then she realized that her partner in heroics didn't have such loud, clompy footsteps. Teenager looked at kwami as both of them came to the chilling conclusion that there was a stranger on her roof.

Tikki and Marinette both exchanged glances. The girl gulped while the kwami handed her a pair of discarded knitting needles. "If he's bigger than you, go for the eyes."

The guardian spirit told her. Hands shaking, she accepted the offered weapons before climbing the stairs to her loft bed. It was only then that Marinette began rethinking the wisdom of having her roof hatch right above her bed. I mean, the only person she'd 'want' to drop in on her while she was asleep was Chat Noir, and that was only well after the two of them revealed their identites to each other. And only if the leather-clad superhero was waking her up for an akuma attack. Yes, this was the only acceptable time.

The roof hatch opened up into the brisk Parisian night. The chilled air sent a shiver down her spine as Marinette's eyes flirted around, searching the darkness for the tresspasser. "You heard them too, right Tikki?" She asked as the red spirit floated up to join her.

"You weren't hearing things Marinette, someone was up here." The pair emerged out onto the patio rooftop, knitting needles still positioned at the ready. Only the familiar sounds of nocturnal Paris greeted them with no sight of any mysterious rooftop hoppers.

"This is just wierd." The improvised weapons were discarded on a chair as Marinette walked over to the rooftop railing. Her kwami landed on her shoulder. "Maybe I should transform, see if someone's around."

"If someone IS around, then they might see you become Ladybug." The advice registered in the back of Marinette's brain. If Hawkmoth had sent someone to track Ladybug, then the worst possible thing would be to confirm Ladybug's home address. The still night refused to give up any secrets; no out-of-place noises, no mysterious silouettes against the city skyline.

Nothing save for a rather inocuous looking envelope left on her patio table.

"It's addressed to Ladybug."

Retreating back into her room, Marinette and Tikki examined the envelope left for them. It was made of plain white paper, sealed with clear tape, and the script used to write on it was incredibly ornate; the tail end of the 'y' on the name curving around into a small heart. Inside, Marinette could feel both a piece of paper, as well as something that felt like a key. It rattled a little when she shook it, and shifted as she handled the envelope.

"Well, if it's addressed to Ladybug, it means it's for you." Tikki informed her. "Right," she replied, digging her finger under the envelope flap. "But how did they know where to drop it off?" She tore into the paper and pulled out a folded piece of paper.