All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread

You didn't specify which age's Mahora, so Sayoko might be able to overrun the competition with her zombie plague.

My only objection to building something with a moat is that if you fill it with water, it will become my toilet.

Dry moats are a thing. Hence the spikes.

Note to self: Never hike or do anything else requiring a water bottle anywhere near IANCE.

I think Ariadne or Negi-era Mahora could take a zombie horde.

edited 31st Mar '15 6:36:07 PM by rikalous

Honnoji might be the only academy in manganime that surpasses Mahora at its best in badassness.

I mean, not only it has the most badass student council president ever (sorry, Medaka), but the freaking thing becomes a freaking giant mecha. Not even Mahora ever got that far.

If you put Itoshiki in the same room as Kumagawa what would happen?

Mahora never got converted to aa mecha because the headmaster kept denying Hakase's budget requests for turning the campus into a mech powered by the world tree because really, who would you trust to pilot that thing?

edited 31st Mar '15 6:56:03 PM by unlikelyauthor

Konoemon was always a shortsighted little man who held his school back from true greatness.

By the way, it's kinda sad we never got to meet the Student Council President for Mahora. That must have been quite a character, to become a leader over that kind of student body. Why couldn't we ever see them, not even through the Mahorafest or Sports Festval?

Plot twist: They're actually a quiet, easily-overlooked young lady who spends their time engaged in undramatic bureaucratic matters. Their dearest wish is that the student body would stop being so chaotic and over-the-top.

Alternately, it is secretly Evangeline, and that's why she's so cranky.

@unlikelyauthor: Despair.

I don't know why, but I can totally see Makie being the only person dumb enough to want to be Student Council President.

President Makie

I like Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

Same.

Addition to Magey's snip:

@President Makie:

Cheese is only good in lasagne.

I have hard time seeing Hakoniwa loosing to anyone except Honnouji, seeing as they have all those Abnormals and Minuses. Though if they Kumagawa them loosing isn't such an impossibility.

Cheese is delicious.

Tough call, but it'd probably be entertaining.

"I'm in despair! Minuses have left me in despair!"

Also, Abnormals and Minuses are HAX. That isn't the same thing as badass. (Not that some aren't pretty badass as well, but that's a different issue)

It's pretty easy to be a pretend badass when everything goes your way. See: Standard shitty powertrip fanfiction.

That's true.

(Though things don't go Minuses way. That's part of what makes them Minuses)

Well, things could in theory go a minuses way if they are very very sneaky about it.

Give me cheese on pizza and I will gobble it up. Give me cheese on something else like French Toast and I will happily jump out the window. That is all I'll say on the matter.

I'll see about getting some snippet up later on. "Hello?"

Oorai probably beats the zombie apocalypse, honestly. In addition to their listed electives meaning they might just match Mahora, they've the only school that can quarantine themselves thanks to the city-carrier and the only school that has working tanks.

Miho Nishizumi is all up in your crunchy zombies grill with the Car Fu. "Target, infantry in the open, load HE. Lock hatches. Driver, advance."

Rolling over zombies while riding a tank would be fucking awesome, and is something that lesser nerds wish they could even dream about.