Evil Mastermind RPG

((We can start it now, finally...))

—- Joseph turned to the three other active Destroyers, who were all seated around the table at their underground base in Washington DC. "Gentlemen", he said, "It is time for us to put our plan into action. You remember, I'm sure, how our scientists finished reverse-engineering those power-enhancement disks a few days ago. Those are all we need to enact our plan or world domination."

"With those disks, we will be unstoppable killing machines like none the world has ever seen. We will break into the White House and the Senate, and with our enhanced abilities, kill everybody that we find. Then, we take over, and with this country's resources at our disposal, world conquest is within our grasp at last..."

((Sorry about the Info Dump, but I did need to explain what our plan is...))

"Ah, you act too quickly Joseph," Dr. Stein said. "The King can't send all his pawns... Thdisks have been handled, yes, but what if someone is able to fight against it. Stupendous Man almost left me destroyed last time..."

Joseph cursed. He'd forgotten about Stupendous Man. Immune to bullets and super strong. "Ah yes, the recurring annoyance. And the powersuit won't be done for a while. We must turn all of our guns on him, and with the enhanced power of your weapons using the disk, perhaps he will fall."

Just then, one of the doctors from the hospital wing ran up the stairs to the meeting room. "Sir! Sir!" Joseph sighed. "What?" he asked curtly. "Sir, Z has woken up! And there's someone at the door who wants to see you. He says he's a villain." Joseph thought briefly. A new recruit would be useful. "Meeting adjourned," he said. "I must test this new blood." He went downstairs. ((Note: Masterweaver, this is you.))

Dr. Stein got up from the table and walked off. "I must return to my laboratory..." he said, stessing the syllables in laboratory, "ignore any noises you hear in there..."

Someone at the door was a little misleading. A proper analysis of the situation was somebody who had managed to slice open the door, rushed the guards, cackled insanely as he had been riddled with blasts from the weaponry, managed to subdue his attackers with a knowledge of anatomy that was almost unnatural, and had begun spreading the front hall with a masterpiece of flesh and blood and bones and nerves that was in direct contrast to all laws of sanity still alive.

Within ten minutes.

"Hello," he hissed in his high-pitched voice as he heard the footsteps approach "I heard your little clan had decided to call themselves villains." He rotated a femur slightly, nodding in satisfaction, before rising form his work and turning to smile his perfect smile. "I... am the Freak."

"What.... is... this.... mess?" Dr. Stein asked, blue eye shot open, "WHAT... IS... THIS...MESS?!?!?" he shouted, activating his weapons.

(Is it my turn?)

Zachary awoke. His eyes hurt, his body ached, and he was quite sure that he didn't have any money anymore. The thing that tipped him off to his financial state was the sight of a badly-kept goatee coming out of his chin.

"Vitals are stabilized, and he seems to be coming out of it."

Oh, and he couldn't get up. This was going to be a hard day.

edited 3rd Sep '09 6:12:12 PM by krrackknut

((This isn't turn-based, I should think..))

"Good sir, this is hardly a mess," admonished the Freak, pushing the crazed man's gun down. "This is a work of art. A joy. An expression of the true driving nature of life. But a mess? Never."

"YOU COVERED THIS PLACE IN BLOOD AND CALL IT ART?!? I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND EAT IT RAW!!!!!!!" shouted Dr. Stein as he slammed the freak against a wall and fired plasma at it.

The Freak hissed in gleeful agony as the plasma melted a gaping hole in his chest. "You wish to eat my heart? Very well!" His glove reached into his open ribcage, ripped out the organ in question, and slammed in into Stein's mouth.

"Some people will overreact to anything," he commented.

Zachary walked out and shocked the strange man, who collapsed on the floor with a comical look on his face.

"Hm. Interesting. My gauntlets seem to require some maintenance and new parts. I must speak to whoever is in charge here."

"Ah, you're finally awake. Took your ass long enough to get up." Sirus stared upwards towards zachary. "Welcome to the Destroyers' hideout mister...?"

"Zachary Zeal. For obvious reasons, you may call me Z. I think I recall you from my files. Yes. You are Sirius, the intelligent housecat."

An angry looking man in a lab coat with orange goop on it comes into the room "IZ Told Z you Guy Z to be queit doomsday weapons aren't going to build Them zelfs you know" The mad scientist said in an obviously fake germen accent.

edited 7th Oct '09 9:04:00 PM by tytoon

BOOM! Haha!!

Yet another wall crashed inwardly, barely missing the Freak and Stein. A man strode in, spiked hair on fire in a few places, lab coat billowing dramatically(isn't that dangerous?). He walked up to the two idiots pinned to the wall, and placed a pair of explosives on the back of Stein's head and the Freak's shoulders. "Uh, yeah. You move, and, you die. Okay. I'm just gonna... steal some money now. I'll see you." He said, calmly, and blew open the floor with a gesture, revealing a secret passageway. "Sweet!" he said, gaining an excited tone of voice, "The vault should be close by!" He said, and threw a few proximity mines over his shoulder. "Step on those and die also!" he said. The man, Professor Apocalypse actually, carried his iPod in one hand and a detonator switch in the other, looking at the iPod's screen. It displayed a map, one which he periodically tapped to switch between a view of the tunnels and a floor plan of whatever would be above him. "There's an app for this!" He said, planting a bomb under the room where his intel said Joseph was. He continued down the tunnels, and a few minutes later came out of the hole in the entrance hall with a couple sacks full of money. He made his way out of the hole he made in the wall, collapsing the wall behind him. Apocalypse's route had been planned out perfectly. He had blown a tunnel to the enemy complex, planned his route, and made a clean getaw—SKRRRRMMMMMMMM!!! "No, no, No!" He yelled. It was an earthquake. A minor one, which collapsed most of the tunnel he wasn't standing in, but still an earthquake. He'd have to be pretty unlucky for that to happen. Nonetheless, he decided to keep going. He planted some shaped charges on the cave wall, blasting up and out, emerging... right in the middle of a casino. "Motherfucker." was all he could say.

edited 18th Feb '10 1:55:49 PM by Taco

Mr. Seven was sitting in his office when he got the call

"Mr. Seven, there's been a breach in the casino," said his secretary.

"Patch me into the security camera," responded Mr. Seven. Mr. Seven saw, on the small tv on his desk, a man holding a large sum of money standing by a hole in the wall. So, he thinks he can steal ey?

"Saria, send all men down to stop the crook, NOW!"

Professor Apocalypse saw several guards moving towards him. Looks like he'd have to put on The Act.

The Act involved acting like a complete monster, and making the stakes too high for his bluff to be called. He ran over to several people at their slot machines and fastened a bomb onto each of them. "Touch it and you die! I press this button and you die! The guards come any nearer and you die!"

Mr. Seven got a call from one of his men. "Sir he's strapped bombs to each some of our guests. If we come closer they're dead."

Mr. Seven chuckled lightly to himself. "Don't worry, I have a feeling lady luck's on our side. Go and take down that theif!"

edited 18th Feb '10 2:27:10 PM by SirSteelman

As the guards moved in closer, Professor Apocalypse hefted his detonator. Of course, the bombs weren't live. It was part of The Act! He decided to actually act, and threw a live grenade at the guards. Tink! Fsssshhhhh!

...

"A... dud?" He threw a few more, but each time it failed. "What the hell?! These bombs are foolproof!" He decided something that could not, under any circumstances, backfire. He brandished his explosion gauntlets, and detonated the floor in front of the guards, blowing them back and allowing Professor Apocalypse a free getaway. As he ran out he slapped more charges onto support beams he passed. His iPod app iBlow You Up allowed him to detonate any explosives he could plant with almost perfect timing. He set the bombs he planted to go off in a half hour. He looked around, and noticing that there were very few guards coming yet, threw a very large bomb onto the side of the building, which would only go off if the other bombs were defused.

"Sir," said another gaurd on the phone with Mr. Seven. "That mad criminal has place several bombs in the building and on large one outside."

Hmmmm.... I'll come down and look at this big bomb. There must be a reason that bomb is different, otherwise he would have just used the smaller bombs. "Anyway keep on him, I'll help in a moment. He elevatered down and went outside to the large bomb. By then bomb squad had arrived. "Don't worry about this one. We may have a lucky break with it."

A car pulled up with some armed men. "Sir, he's getting away, come on!" one of them said.

"Of course," he said to the man as he got in. They headed off in the direction of the robber.

edited 25th May '10 7:16:36 PM by SirSteelman

Professor Apocalypse ran down the street, then ducked into an alley. He'd need to get back to the hideout to collect his loot. He'd heard rumors of a hero systematically eliminating villains. He wouldn't want to draw his ire. Luckily, Radio City was a big place. He popped open a manhole cover, planted some more bombs around the entrance, and ran through the sewers in an effort to get back home.

Mr. Seven and his gang saw the crook go into the sewers. They stopped the car by the manhole. "Get in there NOW! I won't let this common theif beat me, and I'm not getting my good suit dirty!" The three henchmen opened the manhole cover and began to decend the ladder. Suddenly Mr. Seven heard an explosion in the sewer. "GOD DAMN IT! Fine I'll do it, and by the way you're all fired!" He decended to the sewer.

edited 25th May '10 7:17:22 PM by SirSteelman

Suddenly, a shadow darkened the sky.

"AAAAAGH! SIEBEEEEEEEEEN!"

A gigantic figure landed on the concrete in front of the manhole cover, sending up chunks of concrete into the air.

Uldor growled, puffing on a huge cigar, brandishing his massive, obsidian sledgehammer."HYU VILL NYOT ESHKAPE MIR NAW, SIEBEEEEEEN!" he bellowed at Mr. Seven."DIS IS TIME I SQVASH HYOU LUCKY LITTLE CARCAAAAAAASS!"

edited 18th Feb '10 3:47:26 PM by MisterAlways

Mr. Seven was on the ladder ready to decend when the giant landed next to him. "AAA-AAAAHH-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Freaking out he rushed down the ladder and dashed down through the sewer trying to escape the giant.

With a simple swing of his hammer, the giant broke the pavement and landed in the Absurdly Spacious Sewer, giving chase to Mister Seven, swinging his hammer madly at the walls."COME BACK HERE!"