Goddammit...
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.Tycho will sing the song that ends the earth ....
edited 2nd Jul '11 6:41:59 PM by PerfectltyABNormal
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher...and that song will be...
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.(AVOIDED JUSTIN BEIBER JOKE) .... Epic.
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisherThere will be a good romantic comedy.
(Useful note: 500 days of summer is not a romantic comedy).
Free bacon!Plot Twist: The world is actually directed by M Night Shyamalan.
edited 3rd Jul '11 12:57:46 PM by raigakuren
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.Shaun of the Dead?
Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisherArk Music Factory will produce a good song.
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.And behold, a woman sitteth upon the seven heads of the Beast and in her hand a cup overflowing with abominations. And all across the Land shall be a great rubbing of parts.
Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!Whenever anyone posts multiple guesses, I want them to be connected:
Earth is actually Spinal Tap's new drummer.
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals."The world might end soon. This could be your last chance to love." Will become a valid pick-up line.
Cue Billions of women waking up on January 1st, 2013 Married or engaged to a total douchebag.
Chuck Norris will trip and fall
just tryna make a change :-/Alternatively, he will get...a shave.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.- Cars 2 wins Best Animated Feature.
- Brave turns out to be as bad as Cars 2.
- Barack Obama gets reelected.
edited 4th Aug '11 5:33:14 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?12/21/2012 11:59 PM
Everybody around the world: "SON OF A BITCH"!!!
Britney Spears (sorry if i misspelled) will start releasing new songs.
Wait... WHAT???
Seven barrels of Laser Death.Avatar The Legend Of Korra, will come out, which will delay the apocalypse because God is a fan of Avatar and would not want any human fans to miss it regardless of whether or not they are going to heaven or hell.
edited 11th Aug '11 2:08:20 PM by Angewomon
Talk to the hand.If god is a fan of Avatar, then we are all already irrevocably doomed thanks for the efforts of Mr. Shymalan.
When you remember that we are all mad, all questions disappear and life stands explained.^Shaymalan will face the wrath of God. Someway, somehow.
Talk to the hand.The Slitheen...
Get shot down before they hit Big Ben, and crash onto a random Nuclear Power Facility capable of offscreen teleportation and a huge nuclear explosion destroys the next random Nuclear Power Facility capable of offscreen teleportation and there is a huge chain reaction of nuclear explosions covering the entire world.
There is an easier way to lose
Everybody in the world simultaneously loses The Game.
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.