I am vexed!
Edison dicked Tesla over to prevent technology from advancing in a direction that would ultimately support Nazi Germany. It's a long story, but Spirit!Edison assures me that he saved the world.
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DUMB
He didn't permanently die. Insteade, he just encoded his spirit into radio signals and escaped into the Wired. That's why he got weirder and weirder near his death.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Gristknife
^That explains the hole in my Spirit!Inventor collection. Spirit!Benji's still my favorite.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
frozen in time
He lives forever in a clean, honest, purified Electroworld.
He is also Nyarlathotep.
no one will notice that I changed this
Gristknife
Electrivirus is his mirror universe counterpart.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Bibliophile.
Nikola Tesla made a second resonance machine and created the universe with it.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Fwomph
Nikola Telsa owns a picture of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris owns a picture of Nikola Telsa's hat.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Jamais vu
Nikola Tesla was more badass than Chuck Norris COMBINED.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Gristknife
Nikola Tesla made Chuck Noris in a cave with a BOX OF SCRAPS!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Jamais vu
Nikola Tesla time-traveled to the future and trained the mythbusters so they could save the world from the aliens.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Bibliophile.
Nikola Tesla and the emperor Joshua Norton created their own universe of pure awesomeness.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Nikola Tesla successfully replaced his blood with electricity.
One I actually heard: The initial demonstration of Tesla's directed-energy weapon
caused the Tunguska Blast.
Tesla's death ray was a decoy, intended to distract Edison from the real purpose of his experiments: the wireless transmission of bacon.
Ah, not me but I found this in Missed Moment of Awesome that gave me funny ideas about the person who wrote it.
•Nikola Tesla allegedly built a Death Ray. And despite the sheer awesomeness of this, both the United States and Soviet governments were uninterested in this technology. ◦Not in my world! ◦Then again, Tesla's fabulous Earthquake Machine proved to be a Blatant lie on Myth Busters. Take Nikola's claims with a grain of salt. ■Though the Myth Busters got the principle wrong. They should have listened more to Grant. ◦In fact, Tesla indeed worked for army of the Soviet Union, but that information is not for a public website.
That person who made that last edit must think that they know some secret or something that would be too dangerous to post on a public website where 'the man' might see it. They're off in their own little world.
Or are they?
Yes, they are.
Nikola Tesla is a Sanguine Vampirus, and still lives to this day.
Short Hair
Obviously Tesla was an incarnation of the Doctor.
Under World. It rocks!
Jeep-Eep
The Tunguska Blast was him firing his energy weapon... To sterilize the Chimeran landing site.
edited 22nd Dec '11 5:27:17 PM by JeepEep
Tesla tested the death ray on himself, and it caused the Tunguska blast. He was turned into Pikachu.
Is that cake frosting?
And then he transferred his consciousness into a pigeon.
More recently, he was responsible for the development of Hatoful Boyfriend.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Because the man deserves thousands of theories.
Starting Theory: He was The Spark incarnate.
edited 9th Nov '10 7:12:59 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.