Tired of givin' up the ghost
begins tackling people at random
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblr
New account is voidify
uses SHIPPING GUN
fires it at a few pairs of random people
they immediately start making out
Tired of givin' up the ghost
drops 2 person mattresses on everyone
Shipping Bed Death ensues
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblr
Breaks records, then breaks necks.
New account is voidify
upgrades shipping gun to SHIPPING CAN(N)ON
suddenly, everyone is paired off in 2's or 3's.
edited 29th Aug '15 6:07:30 PM by SmartGirl333
my current job
(Sits in the sidelines snarking about the more insane pairings the cannon causes)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
New account is voidify
uses FLAME-WAR-THROWER! It sprinkles the crowd with tiny fragments of Conflict Ball and they begin arguing about several Flame Bait topics (religion, politics, console choice, browser choice, etc.)
edited 29th Aug '15 6:56:17 PM by SmartGirl333
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
- sits down, unfolds laptop, and discreetly plugs USB plug into wall*
Hacks laptop through USB, causing it to explode violently.
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
Little do you know, my laptop is made by nintendo, and is therefore completely immune to all but the most powerful attacks!
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
I download an emulator for the shark cannon from the first page, and hack on laser beams!
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
New account is voidify
I snap my fingers and an avalanche of trash falls
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
I destroyed everything with my Gatling gun and rockets.
[REDACTED]
I use an EXPLOSIVE BANANA CANNON. It shoots bananas filled to the brim with nitroglycerin. With it, I shoot you down.
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
I hack the banana cannon into a cannon banana using pre-existing assets!
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
My son is a dumbass
I let it rain burning cows, followed by acidic condinements!
I carpet-bomb the area... with nukes.
I write down everyone's names, save for my own, in a Death Note.
My son is a dumbass
I shrug it off, then I try to "ram" Montoya. You can guess with what
After performing the dark arts on myself from beyond the grave in order to revive myself, I sneak up behind Blackie and Diagonal Cut him. With a watermelon slice. IT WORKS, OKAY?!
PINNACLE OF MAN
I plant a bomb behind Infinity Ryujin. The bomb explodes, releasing a disturbingly high amount of Chargeman Ken! in the air.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
My son is a dumbass
I am fruit sliced, and I look at the juices driping out. "Little help here? I seem to be leaking."
New account is voidify
I fire a strange cyan-blue gun I materalised out of nowhere, which causes the targets to break down in tears over fictional characters.
I kick one of said crying people in the jaw.
I pose badassly while double-wielding that weapon (the FEELS SHOOTER) and the previously used SHIPPING CAN(N)ON (which is hot pink by the way).
I am the Fangirl Warrior, and I fight with emotions.
-plays a ear-wormy disco song over the speakers-
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."