my current job
Have you seen my only female Halloween decoration?
Hey, that gag had to come back at some point.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Team Ken, baby"
Soviet Russia jokes are still a thing?
The entire cast of Dawsons Creek having an orgy.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
The Scarlet Witch
What is this fanfic supposed to be about?
She'll kill you if that happens.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Tief girl with eartude
Wanna talk about how awesome Metroid: Other M is?
Dying your hair blue won't help matters.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
need bigger friends
My counselor said that I should be more open minded when it comes to respecting another countries culture. So I went out and got a full proof method to show my respect, what do you think?
"If."
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
64th Successor
Man, you're gonna be in a ton of trouble if the cops find out that you're behind this.
Because the skeletons were rioting.
edited 19th Oct '15 5:31:34 AM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Dread Pirate Captain
What are you doing snooping around like a spy in this ballroom? It's just a gala dinner, come on!
I'd rather buy THAT instead of having to find and rent another flat.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Boisterous woman
Why did you buy the Amityville Horror House?
Eh, hit or miss.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
What do ya think of jet boots?
This might be hotter than magma, so... I'd recommend against touching it.
Ooo, Chlorine Trifluorine. Can I touch it?
...That's a battleship that you're romancing there.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
PAINKILLER
DM, can I roll for charisma and romance?
It's just a framed picture of Marlon Brando.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
What evidence do you have that she's obsessed with The Godfather?
We're stuck here to decay.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Boisterous woman
So what do us corpses do while stuck in a coffin?
Well I don't criticize your life choices!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
64th Successor
bump
edited 24th Oct '15 5:27:59 AM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
"Team Ken, baby"
Why are there slices of ham on the toilet seat?
They're blowflies with dementia, actually.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Dread Pirate Captain
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
x2 So you sold your nice, large house that can almost be called a mansion, as well as your only car. Then you used the money to buy a far smaller house with fewer amenities, and...a state-of-the-art BBQ grill, which accounts for seventy-five percents of said money. Don't you think this is a misstep on your part?
Why are there mosquitoes in little bee costumes in your garden?
Anything else and it'll be stuck in an infinite loop, costing me a whole security system.
edited 24th Oct '15 5:35:38 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Tief girl with eartude
Why do you always get your passwords from an RNG?
I happen to like green!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Boisterous woman
Why is your hair green?
Given the history of the area, it would be really fucking haunted.
edited 24th Oct '15 8:05:58 AM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
PAINKILLER
What do you think about that college in Salem, Massachusetts?
I'm a big fucking idiot, that's why.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
need bigger friends
Sir, your arm is missing and your other arm is black with gangrene. How did this happen?
That's my new kidney, idiot. Put it back where you found it.
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Boisterous woman
Can I feed this to my dog?
NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL AM I LETTING THIS HAPPEN!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
my current job
You okay with me hanging Halloween decorations on your mom's grave?
Hey, I'm sure it can't be worse than "I just ruined X."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Scarlet Witch
You sure this is a good idea?
Let's just say there was an orange involved.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Most boring person you could meet?
I swear she was wearing clothes!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."