Aren't you coming back?
I think it fused with his skin.
Tief girl with eartude
What did he think of my homemade jam?
No thanks, I've got to wash my hair.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
So, you up for stealing some North Korean nukes?
I could go for coffee.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Anything you want me to get you after the whole, "take the city hostage" scheme?
im not THAT ugly.
edited 1st Sep '15 1:37:32 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Worry
Ah! who is that hideous man?
I'm not taking my clothes off!
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Why are you still in those rags?
I wanna be the ice guy!
The Scarlet Witch
Why did you cover yourself in ice?
It's an obsession, I can't help it!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Worry
What's with all the naked dead bodies in your basement?
well if we switched their genders the joke could work.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Are you sure we should keep this sexual themed joke in this strip?
Its flying-ness is off the charts!
Meh own orginal character geiz!
What is the result of bird steroids?
THE FLAMING BEAVERS ARE AFTER MY GRASS!
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Why do you need my hydrocannon again?
Try moving it to the left.
Worry
Does that tv look good this way?
Bitch I'm busting at them!
edited 3rd Sep '15 4:11:51 PM by Superjohn
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Meh own orginal character geiz!
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
hey, my dog gave me this tube of toothpaste, can you test it and figure out if it has any flavoring?
wait, i know that look, you've been messing with the space time contagion again!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Say, you wouldn't happen to know what the reset code on your time machine thingy is, would you?
No, this is Canada.
Worry
Is this America?
I'm gonna drown you like a sack of dumb puppies.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Space Molly Weasley
What's the most insane thing you're gonna do to me, sire?
First of all, my birthday was three months ago. Secondly, I'm 27. And third, my dad's doing community service!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
heeey! daddy's here for your quinceanera, who wants this balloon wolverine, like the animal, not the mutant canadian.
get away from me you psycho banana backpack!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
PAINKILLER
Hey kid, do you wanna look inside my sweet peel pocket for some candy?
No, I never was, and neither was I in a cult, mind you.
edited 3rd Sep '15 6:26:08 PM by electronic-tragedy
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Meh own orginal character geiz!
Have you been succumbing to the Kuku Kola cult?
BUT DR. PEPPER!
edited 3rd Sep '15 6:43:13 PM by TheKaBlammer
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
my current job
Stop trying to fool me into thinking you're on a diet. If you are, why did you order extra ketchup?
...Buckethead.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
what do you call a pale cranium?
im not a banana backpack, you are!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Worry
Are you a Banana Backpack?
I think setting it on fire is a terrible idea!
edited 4th Sep '15 8:04:58 AM by Superjohn
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Meh own orginal character geiz!
Should we burn [their house] down?
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Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Wanna try a run to Yucatan again?
Nah, the Aztecs like me too much.
"Did you expect somebody else?"