You know you just slapped me on the butt, right?
Sorry, I was aiming for your sister
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Why did you just ignore me?
No. Never. And even after that.
im not just any trash, im lapidot trashSo, you wanna go drug some mice and kick them into the English Channel?
I feel like I've been tied to the whipping post.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Are you into BDSM, perhaps?
Because I had stuff to do.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."You, uh, you wanna go half on one of these delicious cooked faces?
I won't be tricked by your mind games!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobWhat will you do now, so-called hero?
My Xion plushie is MINE! NO ONE ELSE'S!
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?Can I borrow your Xion plushie for awhile?
He had a Rosalina amiibo, I had to do it!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."Why did you glomp that avatar with -40 damage battle gloves?
None, it's actually Grimdark.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Is there love in the Warhammer 40K reality?
...Well, it's a long story involving that animatronic we found, an empty yellow suit, and a two-headed dildo...
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me....What just happened?!
There's blood on my hands!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."What if I told you that you helped finance one of Uwe Boll's movies?
If I give you a hug, will you leave me alone?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerQuick, what's the first Jack Nicholson line that you can think of?
Oh, they're jamming in the attic.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Why is there noise coming from the attic?
But he's sooo dreamy! :)
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."Why in the name of Kingdom Hearts would you want to date Vexen?!
Hey, don't ask me, I don't read that shit.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?The fuck is this Urgot/Gragas ship fic doing here?
Look, you ate my arms at least twice, I feel fully justified in kissing you.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Why would you kiss me?!
I woke up and there were spider webs all over my room!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."This is really quite impolite! Why is it that when your house was robbed you assumed my highly trained spider thieves were to blame?
Because you got magma all over my shoes!
Why are you jumping around like that?
He's obsessed with bears!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"The heck is a bearhead doing in Jerry's room?
...sounds ambitious.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Do you think I could make a universe with my bare hands?
As far as I know, the lion's always been there.
the gost. ooo 👻Holy shit there's a lion and three wolves in my room !
...that might be a bit petty.
Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a choreDo you really think he'll sue over the 'Fruit flies like a banana' comment?
... that is the worst thing you've ever done.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Why'd you do it?
Uh, yeah, I meant to do that.