How come Megatron always seems to be weaker in direct combat than Optimus?
It was a misunderstanding. Hopefully it won't compromise my presidential campaign.
edited 22nd Jun '14 10:45:48 AM by foxmccloud4387
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Any word on the Evil Spoon Incident?
Stop it! Stop it, you're making my teeth ITCH!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
"Just as planned."
Do you think teeth tickling machines could be a thing?
Mexico just successfully conquered the world.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Tell me something happy
Why is Chipotle throwing burritos hither and yon while wearing ponchos?
It's called "tintinnabulation".
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
What's that new sound all the kids are listening to?
Acres of clams.
so i heard you liek dead memes
So... What was your plan for world domination?
A really big explosion.
In loving memory of that plot arc that we spent nearly a year on. Now our sun may never set.
How the hell did you burn an iceberg?
Well, first you get a giant loaf of bread...
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
How do you get zombie cows?
First I need a blank thumbdrive, a cauldron made of gold, an English translation of Journey to the West with the poetry included and the director of the CIA.
Tief girl with eartude
So, what do you want in exchange for a slice of that cake?
Yes, but you'll have to bring your own batteries.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Can I go rock climbing?
HULK SMASH!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
A nice butterfly
"Pope Francis! The faithful have congregated outside! What will you do to greet them?"
No. I have never touched that diaper.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
INCARNATION OF POWER
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Do you honestly think my avatar can be destroyed?
Did you throw that diaper away for me?
6 things are needed, and only Mewtwo is left.
edited 23rd Jun '14 1:09:38 PM by PowerfulKyurem
How far are you on your Pokésplicing?
I'll think about it.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
INCARNATION OF POWER
Will you trade me a beldum?
Oh yes! Give me more!
One just might
Do you like stuffing potatoes down you pants?
It looks straight but actually there is a bump in the middle.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
my current job
Is this the best design you could come up with for a surfboard?
No, this isn't the 80's!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
Maybe I could grow my hair out?
That was the most terrifying marshmallow I've seen in my life.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Jolly Saint Nick
Why'd you turn off Ghostbusters?
We have to burn him alive.
edited 11th Jul '14 12:32:30 PM by Sibuna
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
What's the cure?
Because I'm happyyy!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
The King Without a Kingdom
Why are you singing?
I pissed in a teacup.
It's been 3000 years…
Jolly Saint Nick
Why are you grounded?
It tasted like blood.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
What'd you think of the cake?
Blood? What Blood? I have no idea what you're talking about.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
A nice butterfly
Happy Thanksgiving to you too! Can you pass the the Innocent Child's blood gravy?
"Sex Appeal" is NOT a word!
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
That chick has quite the sexappeal huh?
Oh him, it was a death of 79 cuts
What are you wearing?
The same reason Goku is stronger than Vegeta.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else