Anyone seen my shrunken head?
8.
How many times have you tried to move to Britain already?
A couple of 'em.
You kept HOW MANY nuclear warheads here?
I dunno.
How old are you?
Fifteen feet.
What's your personal pissing distance record?
Two or three hours ago, I guess.
Bloody Fossil
When did you last check the cake in the oven?
A nasty little thing with a tripwire and several tons of TNT.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
What've you got planned for the incoming repomen?
Catfish's avatar.
PARTY HARD!!!!
What is that weird picture?
What's that far-left icon over my box here?
Naruto.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Dog and Pony Show
Who took my orange shirt?
It's over there with my horse.
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
Where'd you put my pet tiger?
Maybe.
edited 6th Jun '10 11:18:27 PM by Runic
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
PARTY HARD!!!!
Is Runic a girl?
Ouch.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Does this hurt?
Once, but that was a long time ago.
Dog and Pony Show
Have you stopped beating your wife?
This is delicious.
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
How's that cooked human flesh?
It's quite a possibility.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Oh Yeah?
Nuclear war?
3000 miles.
Dog and Pony Show
^^ Will Runic reveal their sex?
There sure are a lot of pencils on the ceiling.
edited 6th Jun '10 11:22:28 PM by Rottweiler
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
Oh Yeah?
Anyone seen my pencil?
Because life isn't fair.
Why won't Runic reveal it?
French.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
What nationality were the aliens in Kung Pow again?
A sandwich.
edited 6th Jun '10 11:27:14 PM by HappyFork
DUMB
How do you like to be kissed? How do you like to have sex?
The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, duh.
edited 6th Jun '10 11:27:44 PM by Tzetze
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Dog and Pony Show
Was anyone guarding Iran when we left?
Because the police are here.
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
Why should I stop clinging to the ceiling fan?
It's quit interesting!
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Oh Yeah?
Why is this no longer interesting?
How disgusting!
Simple. The above person gives an answer and you have to think up a (humorous) question to match.
I put it in the fridge.