It's easy, mmkay?
NO HUNGRY JOE YOU ARE THE CONSPIRATORS
AND THEN HUNGRY JOE WAS A ILLUMANIT
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Oh shi- Wait a second. If Washington is not real, then why are there so many pictures of it online? And how did Hanford create a nuclear bomb? QED
edited 6th Apr '11 10:22:25 AM by AgentDragonhunter
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
OP: The same applies to New Jersey.
What are your crimes, signature reader?
@Anonymous use: what makes you think the U.S. has a capital city?
Tropes Are Not Bad.
And then Dragonhunter was a government agent!
(Hell, I have "Agent" in my name, but that's a coincidence. Or Is It?)
edited 20th Apr '11 6:20:40 PM by AgentDragonhunter
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Washington state does exist. It's a little appendage just off of Tsawwassen for Canadians to ship things to without having to deal with all those pesky duties at Customs.
Okay... Did George Washington exist?
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No, that was time-traveling George W Bush.
MICROSOFT IS THE FACILITY.
Dun Dun Dun.
So that's why they're absolute shit at what they claim to actually do!!
edited 23rd Apr '11 5:35:53 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
They're both named George, but have different last names. Does that mean that "Washington" is bad?
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OP: You shouldn't have done that. You would be surprised how many of us browse sites like these. We are always watching. I am sorry but you know too much.
Also, this troper was never here. Goodbye.
edited 31st May '11 4:34:52 PM by ChaoticTrilby
Jamais vu
I remember this thread. QED.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
If Washington doesn't exist, then where the heck am I?
Misanthrope Supreme
DUMB
Bielefeld, Germany.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
What? But everyone knows that city doesn't exist!
Misanthrope Supreme
Gristknife
No, it's just in Washington.
If something does not exist inside of something that does not exist it exists.
So Bielefeld is real, just impossible to reach.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
That doesn't make sense. How can something exist if the location it's in does not? That's like saying Washington isn't real, but a DESK in Washington is. It's not possible. It can't exist within a location that isn't real. A CITY in Washington would be just as nonexistent as a smaller object.
Misanthrope Supreme
Gristknife
Yes, but those all exist in something non-existant. I'm talking about something that doesn't exist in something non-existant.
edited 1st Jun '11 1:57:12 PM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
So I'm really the evil I had pledged myself against... IT'S ALL INSANE! INSANE I TELL YOU! QED.
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Digital Angel
Not only that, they are also being used to brainwash people. Frasier encourages going to counseling, which keeps the masses happy. Twilight is using sparkly vampires to send subliminal messages that reinforce male chauvinism. This is also has interesting implications for iCarly, which also takes place in "Washington." I bet they're using it to reduce intelligence levels...
Talk to the hand.
Bink Rider
I thought Wyoming was the nonexistant state around here. TV told me that. Then again, it told me that raisins are shrunken bowling balls and that dogs have no brains.
edited 17th Aug '11 5:48:05 PM by RiosRider
Balance of all elements flows in the masters' bodies. To be a master, find the elements and fight the subconscious.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
And it told ME that ponies are the source of all that is good in the world.
Of course, it was right that time.
Misanthrope Supreme
WASHINGTON CONSPIRACY
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!