-bursts through floor-
Motherf-!!
-massages head-
I would like you to not remind me of that issue.
Seriously, I thought we retconned that story where I had a relationship with my mother after traveling back in time.. right?
Trainspotter
Gadzooks! There's evil afoot!
edited 26th Aug '10 7:26:31 AM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
edited 26th Aug '10 7:43:39 AM by WUE
Trainspotter
Zounds! I'd better use my powers of SUPER-VISION and follow him!
edited 26th Aug '10 7:53:37 AM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Now the problem is : should we split ourselves in two groups and pursue both, or just go to one? This may be a trap, we have to be careful.
Trainspotter
I have a SUPER-HUNCH that the best idea is to go together.
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Yeah, sticking together is the best thing to do. Altough splitting up means we have a better chance of catching the villian/right hand man whom is called -checks the Crack-a-phone- Bill.
Wait... are you talking about that Bill? I'm surprised he's the henchman. I would have guessed it would be the opposite... something is fishy here!
slaps self
Okay, am focused. And yes, it is that Bill.
edited 26th Aug '10 8:28:53 AM by ACrackInTime
Mmmmh.. so we go after Bill or after Master Claw?
Master Claw is more of a harmless villain (we're "friends" on Facebook), but Bill can cause a heck of a lot of damage. I'd say we go after Bill.
edited 26th Aug '10 8:34:32 AM by ACrackInTime
Then we should go with haste! Fortunately I've got my super talking car parked right here!
This is more like the Silver Age wackiness I'm used to, old chum!
Isn't it funny that everything is coming together so effortlessly
It's alright: I have my own transport: The CRACKMOBILE!
Oh wait... Bollocks! It's the garage being repaired. I drove into a tree last week.
edited 26th Aug '10 8:45:31 AM by ACrackInTime
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
Dan-na-na-na-na-na-na-na da-na-na-na-na-na-na DRUG ABUSE!.. Oh, not that Crackmobile. Sorry, I just thought back and... Nevermind.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
S'alright. It happens all the time
-sighs-
Maybe calling myself The Cracker wasn't the best idea in the world. Ah well.
edited 26th Aug '10 8:48:43 AM by ACrackInTime
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
I'm rifflet. What does my superheroe name have to do with my powers, I hear you say... Shut up.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
I think I'm in love with you rifflet.
Stop it! We're not in the Dark Age anymore! We have to hurry!
-looks at the Crack-a-phone-
Bill is approaching the abandoned warehouse on the other side of The City. Let's get him!
edited 26th Aug '10 8:53:07 AM by ACrackInTime
Oh I forgot! Take this everyone! These are the anti-mind control pills! Just in case you fear Bill may use his mind control eyes, eat them! But they have unpleasant side effects..
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
Quickly, TO TEH MEME-MOBILE!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
^^ Like what? I don't feel any...
-is violently sick behind a bush-
edited 26th Aug '10 8:55:11 AM by ACrackInTime
You guys noticed that the villain escaped like 10 minutes ago, right?
By the way, I'm Dr.Spectacular, and my powers are super intelligence and the capability of noticing everything happening, even the most minuscule details.
I haven't really used them for now, though.