YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-bursts in through wall- Halt, nasty-man!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
-bursts in through ceiling-
Cease and desist, villain!
Jamais vu
HEY! This guy is MY archnemesis, could ya at least give me a LITTLE space?
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Jamais vu
DOUBLEPOST TOAST
edited 25th Aug '10 4:17:54 PM by thespacephantom
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Ghosts' Poet
-walks in through the door-
Seriously, smashing through things? So 80's. Now, who wants a beating?!
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
I'm sorry, but when a supervillian shows up, all I care about is laying the SMACKDOWN! And saving lives... Yeah, that too.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Jamais vu
Fine. Superhero-team up! WOLF-MAN POWERS, ACTIVATE -turns into a giant werewolf-
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Golly gadzooks! I haven't been active in the ol' heroing business since the Silver Age, old chums!*
- See The Adventures Of The Troping League!
#137- Ed
edited 25th Aug '10 4:42:08 PM by GabrielGloom
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
THUNDER THIGHS, ACTIVATE!.. Goddamn stupid power names... -channels lightning-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Jamais vu
Heh heh heh...-attacks bad guy- EAT THIS, MEGA-CREEP!
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Which Age are we currently in, old chum?
Jamais vu
GASP! Could it be that my Silver Age self has become antiquated, uncool, OVERLY DRAMATIC, and just plain silly? Methinks a grim and gritty reboot is in order, old chum!
Jamais vu
Be a mass murdering vigilante, like the 90's.
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Ghosts' Poet
Master Claw: Um...are any of you actually going to stop me from robbing?
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
I shall stop you, with a speech on The Power of Friendship and a word from our spons - uh, I mean...
...
What is it that modern heroes do to defeat criminals, old chum?
Jamais vu
THIS. -punches villain in face-
edited 25th Aug '10 5:06:25 PM by thespacephantom
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Ghosts' Poet
Wait, wait! Let's not be brutish about this.
-draws rapier-
Let's settle this like gentlemen.
Master Claw: Oh, great, another swordsman.
Not just any swordsman. This thing runs on lazers!
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
^^ That? Oh we used to do that.
POW!
BAFF!
ZONK
edited 25th Aug '10 5:08:30 PM by GabrielGloom
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-punches- PHLEM!
Hold on, give me a second, I can do this.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
You'll get the hang of it, old chum!
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edited 25th Aug '10 5:17:34 PM by GabrielGloom
Ghosts' Poet
ZAP!
STAB!
AMPUTATE!
Master Claw: Darnit, I just had that new arm installed yesterday!
edited 25th Aug '10 5:21:26 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Jamais vu
BIFF!
BAM!!
IPPI-IPPI-ZOOM-TANG-TWIKI-LOLLIPOP-POW-BANG-NOW-ZOW-WOPP!!!!!
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YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-punches- ELBOW!
The hell?
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
-bursts through plate glass window- Stop, evildoer!
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