Let's MST: This is why I'm hot *LANGUAGE WARNING*

BTW, I censored the N-words in this song, because I wasn't sure if it was a bannable offense to post that type of language here.

[Chorus: Mims]

This is why Im hot This is why Im hot

MIKE: Will somebody turn the heat down!?

This is why (this is why)

This is why Im hot

[x2]

I'm hot cuz im fly,

TOM: You’re a buzzy insect?

CROW: I don’t think that’s what he meant.

You ain't cuz you not,

TOM: What a scathing insult.

This is why (this is why) This is why Im hot

MIKE: I’m on fire!! Aaah!!

I'm hot cuz im fly, You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)

CROW: No, I’m actually happy I’m not a Man who Is a Molded pop Star

This is why (this is why) This is why I'm hot.

ALL [annoyed]: We get it.

[Verse 1:]

This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap

I could sell a mil. sayin' nothing on the track

TOM: Oh I get it! Hahahaha!! [to MIKE] Please shoot me.

I represent New York, I got it on my back,

****s say that we lost it, so imma bring it back.

MIKE: You lost New York!? How could one lose an entire state?

CROW: Well, see, there was no one home, but somebody left the door open by mistake.

I love the Dirty Dirty, cuz ****s show me love

The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club.

TOM: What, are they made of springs?

But in the Midwest, they love to take it slow,

CROW: And watch the football game.

ALL: WHOOO!! PACKERS!!

So when I hit that shit, I watch em (get it on the flo') And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay,

MIKE: What does a Canadian department store have to with this?

CROW: I think he’s talking about San Francisco.

'Frisco to Sac-Town, they do it everyday.

CROW: See?

TOM: But what do they do every day?

MIKE: Okay, I think that’s enough with the pretended confusion.

TOM: Pretended?

Compton to Hollywood, soon as I hit LA,

CROW: The media descends on me like a pack of vultures.

I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way.

And when I hit the Chi', people tell me that I'm fly.

MIKE: But are you fly like a G6, Mr. Mims?

They like the way I dress, they like my attire.

CROW [falsetto]: Oh, Mims! I just *love* your redundancy!!

They love how I move crowds from side-to-side,

TOM: Pfft! Everyone and their mother has used the “sick old lady” trick!!

They ask me how I do it, and simply I reply:

MIKE [snooty]: Well, you see sir; my popularity is at a greater level than yours shall ever be.

[Chorus:]

This is why Im hot

This is why Im hot

TOM: Not this again!!

This is why (this is why')

This is why Im hot

CROW: “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat” had less repetition than this!!

[x2]

I'm hot cuz im fly,

You ain't cuz you not,

MIKE: Lyrics by Mrs. Mc Carthy’s kindergarten class.

TOM: That’s an insult to kindergartners, Mike.

This is why (this is why) This is why Im hot

CROW: Here’s a drinking game for you: Everytime he says “hot”, take a drink.

I'm hot cuz im fly,

You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)

This is why (this is why)

This is why I'm hot.

ALL: SHUT UP!!

[Verse 2:]

This is why I'm hot,

[TOM bursts into tears]

catch me on the block,

CROW: The chopping block, that is!! Muahahaha!!

Every other day, another bitch, another drop,

MIKE [sarcastic]: It’s just oh-so hard being a rich and famous rapper.

16 bars, 24 a pop,

44 a song,

TOM: Someone paid 44 dollars for this!?

****a gimme what chu got.

I'm into drivin cars, fresh up off the lot ,

Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could shop.

CROW: He greatly inconveniences others!! Hooray!!

If you need a bird, I could get it chopped,

MIKE: But could you guess the volume of the turkey?

Tell me what chu need, you know I get em by the flock.

I call my homie Black,

TOM [offended]: I believe you mean “I call my homie African-American.”

meet me on the Avvve.

I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the bag.

MIKE: Is this a song about the Monopoly Man?

We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag,

Find me with different women that you ****s never had.

For those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my green

TOM: No, I think it’s about Kermit the Frog.

Playa you come between, you better focus on the beam.

CROW: You’re both wrong. It’s a song about aliens with ray guns that can rap!

I keep it so mean, the way you seen me lean,

And when I say Im hot, my ****a this is what I mean

MIKE: Just one more chorus, guys!!

ALL: Finally!

[chorus:]

MIKE: Let’s see how quickly we can rhyme!

This is why Im hot

TOM: Ten guys I just fought.

This is why Im hot

CROW: I better brush my teeth or else they’ll start to rot!

This is why (this is why)

MIKE: Martha Stewart likes my pie.

This is why Im hot

TOM: ‘Cause money’s what I’ve sought!

CROW: Good one!

[x2]

MIKE: Uh, pass.

CROW: I don’t think they count.

I'm hot cuz im fly,

CROW: People hate me and I don’t know why!

You ain't cuz you not,

MIKE: Do you have a ‘bot?

This is why (this is why)

TOM: I want you all to die!!

This is why Im hot

CROW: Record deal I got!!

I'm hot cuz im fly,

MIKE: But my house looks like a sty!!

You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)

CROW: For I’m a cooking pot!!

TOM: Foul! You didn’t rhyme "(M.I.M.S.)!!"

CROW: I can’t rhyme that!!

This is why (this is why)

MIKE: I’m a guy.

This is why I'm hot.

CROW: I dislike this song a lot.

TOM: Can we go now?

[verse 3:]

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

This is why im hot, shorty see the drop

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a guap.

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

And then I hit the switch, that take away the top,

ALL: NOOOOOOOO!!!

CROW: This is getting tiresome.

MIKE: And I’m running out of air.

So chicks around the way, they call me Creame of the Crop. They hop in the car, I tell em “All aboard”

TOM: Oh that Mims. Always full of fresh witticisms.

We hit the studio, they say they like how I record.

CROW: Of course, they say that to keep me from getting bored.

I gave em Black Train

TOM [basso voice]: Black Train…To Mundo Fine!!

MIKE: Actually, I’d rather be listening to that right now.

and I Did You Wrong,

CROW: Sounds like a title to a horror movie.

So everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song.

They say I'm the bomb,

MIKE: Oh, come on! No one ever says that anymore!

They love the way the charm,

Hangin from the neck, and compliments the arm,

TOM [charm]: Hey, baby, what’s an arm like you hanging off a loser like him for?

Which compliments the ear, then comes the gear,

CROW: Down goes the beer.

MIKE: And I’m off to see a deer.

So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare.

****s start to hate, rearrange they face,

TOM: Y’know, I can’t tell if Mims is trying to be funny, or just an idiot.

But little do they know, I keep them thangs by waist

CROW: I say the latter.

MIKE: Were the lyrics translated into English by Babelfish?

Son I reply, nobody got to die,

MIKE: For I have four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie!

Similar to Lil' Weez cuz I got the fire.

TOM: This makes “Idiot Control Now” sound coherent.

[Chorus:]

This is why Im hot

This is why Im hot

TOM [crying]: I don’t wanna hear this again!!

MIKE: I know, but there’s only a bit left.

This is why (this is why)

CROW: Why was this song made? Why!?

This is why Im hot

TOM: Obviously to make money, Crow.

[x2]

I'm hot cuz im fly,

MIKE: And to sell ringtones.

You ain't cuz you not,

CROW: Why do ringtones exist?

This is why (this is why)

MIKE: Ummm…I don’t really know.

CROW: Why don’t you know?

TOM: Uh, guys? There’s still a song to riff.

This is why Im hot

CROW: Because I’m in hell!!

I'm hot cuz im fly, You hate cuz you not (MIMS!)

MIKE [motherly]: Go do your homework and stop that silly rapping, young man!!

This is why (this is why) This is why I'm hot.

TOM: Is this…over?

MIKE: I think so?

CROW: For real?

TOM: Actually, yes!

ALL: Yipee!!!

Tropers, which song do you think is worse? This or Like a G6? And you can't say both.

edited 23rd Oct '10 3:03:20 PM by mst3kluv

May I suggest you put this all in one thread next time? It makes it easier to reference previous MST's.

This "sound" definitely makes "Like a G6" sound like actual music. The eardrum pain emanates even from these voiceless words, so I can't imagine how awful the actual thing must sound. How the heck is this popular?

This is worse by far. I don't even know how these are real songs.

The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club.

I wonder, where is this mythical 'the club' rappers keep talking about? Does it refer to one particular club, or is it different for each person and dependant on current living state? Perhaps it is a query never meant to be answered...

Also, this is by far the greater of two evils.

Obviously they mean the weapon club. In this case, he hits the ladies with the club and then they bounce away because they are made of springs.

I agree with Cliche—you just make a single thread for all your stuff.

Also:

TOM [charm]: Hey, baby, what’s an arm like you hanging off a loser like him for?

made me quite literally laugh out loud.

BTW, you cannot be banned for any kind of language at all unless it's directed at either another troper or said in a fashion obviously meant to offend. You're just posting lyrics from a song; you can't get in trouble that way.

edited 24th Oct '10 9:11:03 PM by FreezairForALimitedTime