Arr, I be the ships cook. WHO WANTS RAT? CAUSE THAT'S AAAALL WE GOT!
Speaking of time... tick tock, tick tock... is that a crocodile I hear?
We be the pirates that nay do anything!
Are you not entertained?
I'll just stay at home and lie around. You want me to do anything? I don't do anything.
edited 17th Dec '09 8:36:22 AM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
I've nevar sailed a boat,
I've nevar hoisted a sail,
I've nevar swapped a poop deck,
And I've nevar been to Boston in the fall.
edited 17th Dec '09 8:50:06 AM by Daionus the 23rd
Not here, look elsewhere
What ARRR ya doin'?
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
I be illegally distributin' software.
edited 17th Dec '09 10:06:17 PM by Scrounge
人のMP 3ファイルをダウンロード名誉なしです！
Yaaargh, I can't pirate this ol' game here! It's got that fancy Schmancy copy protection, arrgh. Maybe if I be includin' a copy of the manual...garr.
RRAAAARRL
I A M A P I R A T E!
We should find Monkey Island! I've got me a map, that'll lead me to a box! It's all locked up with locks and buried on the island. We'll dig up the box, cuase it be full o' booty. We'll bust open the locks, and then we'll say huzzah!
すべてのあなたの宝物を私たちに属しています。
Discordian nutjob
you's all sorwry excuses fer brethren, I says. Git back t; yer mither's skirts an kitchens wheres yeh belong.
I'm too lazy for a signature.
Defiler of Shops
Me be a stowaway! Arrgghhh!
Soul is ugly.
Avast, unless ye be a virgin woman or willin' ta become a cabin boy, ye'll be thrown overboard!
This here be a double post, yeh scurvy dog!
edited 30th Dec '09 7:43:25 PM by Daionusthe23rd
Defiler of Shops
Me shall be a cabin boy, arrggghhh! Ye must teach me more grammar rules of thee pirates, Argghhh! Arggghhh!
...On second thought, I'll be a gentleman pirate.
edited 30th Dec '09 8:06:58 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Then you'll have to endure...The Three Trials!
What be three trials!?!
Go away.
First, we cut y' balls off!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Go away.
Then y'r made t' 'ang off the prow for five days!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Not here, look elsewhere
No! Anythin' but de prrow!
...No, wait. What ARRRR ye doin', hangin' me off de prow bye me ball-sacks?
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Go away.
Arrrh, those ain't th' tree trials. Ah'm just havin' a laff at yer expense!
Sorry 'bout y'r ballsack, though.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Defiler of Shops
I am a pirate who speaks properly! Get the camera! ...Wait, this is a pirate ship. We only have eyeglasses.
Soul is ugly.
Hi, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a MIGHTY PIRATE.
...It's a forum games thread.
...I can't pick that up.
edited 17th Dec '09 5:37:07 AM by Ronnie