Wait, you can't go check on Ms. Teacherson! Boys aren't allowed in the girls' bathroom!
Heapers’ HangoutWell then you check!
Fine!
-approaches restroom door, then hesitates-
I'm not scared, if that's what you're thinking!
-approaches restroom door, then hesitates-
Because I'm not scared of anything! Nothing scares me!
-approaches restroom door...then shoves AU in first-
Heapers’ HangoutOH MY GOD WHAT'S MR. LOWELL DOING
-covers eyes-
...
...
...
Do I even wanna look?
edited 10th Nov '10 7:28:50 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ HangoutNo.
I'm going back to the classroom.
Must fight for my territory!
What are you- MY EYES!
Let's play a game about Pokémon...-goes into the boy's locker room/bathroom-
OH GOD GET IT OFF UGH EWW WHAT THE FRAKKING HECK?!
-screams-
edited 10th Nov '10 7:32:21 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Ha ha I'mma beat ya there!
*falls on rear*
No, no, no, no, noooooooo!
-comes out into hallway on the ground, tries to crawl out but is pulled back in-
HOLY SHIFT!
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Ha! (turns to laugh at AU...and runs face-first into open locker)
WHAT KIND OF POOPYHEAD PUTS LOCKERS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL HALLWAY??
Heapers’ Hangout-takes out his sword, Sal, and slices whatever's behind me in the bathroom-
Get back! And stay back, biznatch!
Anyway, I thought this was a middle school. I'm in 8th grade.
edited 10th Nov '10 7:38:51 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘*Closes the locker*
HAHA!
Don't you think that was a little mean?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘-whips Sal near leg-
edited 10th Nov '10 7:39:29 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Wow, this is awkward. (stares at Mary Janes) One of us must be in the wrong school...
Or it's K-8, but that'd just be weird.
Little girls always wear Mary Janes, right?
edited 10th Nov '10 7:40:13 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ HangoutThis is middle school or something.
Well, my ID here says "Perdedor Middle School, student #159613, Tre L[bleep]".
So, at the very least, I'm in middle school. What's the whole number thing though? Frakking school system, never thinking of us as actual humans.
edited 10th Nov '10 7:43:13 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Well then, I must just be a genius or something on account of I'm only 8 and I'm here in this school you say is a middle school! So ha!
Channeling my inner Junie B. Jones here...
Heapers’ HangoutYeah, but you're still stuck in that locker.
-slices lock with Sal, opens it up-
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘I hearby declare independence from the classroom!
edited 10th Nov '10 7:51:09 PM by SantosL.Halper
Wait a minute...being in middle school means no more recess!
(pounds on locker, screaming at top of lungs the entire time)
Heapers’ HangoutDon't worry, alright? Lunch is an hour and Perdedor Park's right outside.
Only problem is getting past the teachers in the cafeteria.
subtitle/scene change: AND THEN IT WAS LUNCH.
edited 10th Nov '10 7:57:01 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Fine then!