The Final ECW Champion
What, you excepted cider pun? This thread has gone off topic, and you have yet to answer my question I posted here earlier.
Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
frozen in time
Cat, leave poor Swallow alone. I like watching him fly around in my backyard. Besides, what's wrong with the cat food I give you?
Meow
HUMAN! The cat is powerless before the human! The human makes frightening sounds at the cat! The human larva pulls tails! The human puts clothes on the cat!
RUN AWAY!
Meow meow meow meowmeow meow.
@BURBLECAT: BURBLEDURBLEPTTTTHBT.
edited 23rd Apr '10 12:50:22 PM by ChamberedNautilus
Hee hee, looks like he got into the catnip again. It's so adorable when he gets worked up like this.
Meow
No! The cat is tripped out on the terrifying Nautilus! That fish is definitely not food.
edited 22nd Apr '10 9:54:44 PM by FelisCatus
Meow meow meow meowmeow meow.
Pphh...cats are superior to humans.
Gerald Zosewater
I dunno man, I think humans have the upper hand.
Not that it matters since we get along so well.
Ruining everything forever.
EMPERAHS FURIEH!!!
Of Course humans are the superior race! After all, we can use our Ki/Cosmo/Mana to bring destruction on a unprecedented scale!
And we make stylish armor to boot.
^^I think you may be on to something, there, actually. Since the cat is currently having trouble due to her lack of opposable thumbs.
Eclipse the Moon
Sock Puppets... EVERYWHERE!
Sodium Chloride is the best of all Sockpuppets though.
Also, slugs are powerless against Crushed Egg Shells.
edited 23rd Apr '10 12:20:32 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Trickster God
Felis Catus admitted humans are superior to cats? He is clearly a fake cat.
Gerald Zosewater
I just hope Sodium Chloride doesn't get involved with Snail or Slug. That could get ugly.
edited 23rd Apr '10 12:21:58 AM by Gelzo
Ruining everything forever.
No! Humans are bad! They took my cousins and lobotomized them! Cats are bad too! They scratch my nose when I try to hug them!
Nautilus is good! I like Nautilus! They are spirally and don't make me angry!
Trickster God
Needs more Courage Wolf.
Oh god, not this loser again.
Dog isn't lobotomized. In fact, he's smarter than you by quite a bit. He hangs out with me because he's my friend and I care for him better than you ever could. Heck, he could basically survive on my table scraps alone and he'd still like it way better than the shitty raw meat that you hunt for.
Sorry, but this guy just really pisses me off. He needs to stop killing my livestock and gb2 the woods.
Meow
THE LARGE AND GREY DOG! The cat warns you that if you come any closer, the cat will make herself appear larger and scarier by standing sideways and showing you the full extent of her immaculate fur! HISS HISS RUN AWAY!
edited 23rd Apr '10 12:50:10 AM by FelisCatus
Meow meow meow meowmeow meow.
'Sup bitches.
Cat, stop bein' such a whiny pussy. I tell ya, if Human weren't my homie, I'd eat your pathetic ass right now.
Hell, I might do it anyway once he turns his back.
Oh my god, not this again.
Am I going to have to separate you two?
Can I hang out here too? I love everyone! Except for Canis Lupus, he's scary and eats flamingoes!
（´∀｀）
Hey everybody, I'm Agent. I'm like Human only cooler and smarter.
JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FEDS GET IN THE CAR
EMPERAHS FURIEH!!!
YOU CALL YOURSELF SUPERIOR PUNY AGENT? GAZE UPON THE CHOSEN OF THE EMPEROR. WE ARE BLESSED AND MADE ONTO HIS IMAGE! WE ARE DEATH INCARNATE!
Oh no! Death incarnate! I don't love that!
True dat.