Mate Griffon To Mare
Fuck you guys, I'm moving to Oregon.
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
The Beta Male
I'm moving to Alameda or San Francisco or someplace that doesn't suck.
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Indiana Solo
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Ah, canonballville. The Mythbusters make the best neighbors.
The Beta Male
Hell yes. 
Indiana Solo
I'd want to move there, but for three reasons.
1. All my (sane, see reason 3) family lives out here, except for a few in ohio and one in Australia.
2. I like winter too much.
3. Everyone in my family that moves out to California goes, or is, crazy. I don't want to elaborate further.
edited 22nd Dec '11 7:36:22 PM by Joesolo
I'm baaaaaaack
The Beta Male
I'm moving there for three reasons:
1. As much as I love the snow, I hate the cold part.
2. My aunt and uncle and two cousins live there, and they are extremely awesome. They're batshit insane, make no mistake, but so am I, so I fit right in.
3. College (hopefully).
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Indiana Solo
Good reasons then. I don't like the cold much either, but snow makes up for it. To me anyway.
I'm baaaaaaack
The Beta Male
Also, 4. Kansas kind of sucks. A lot. In fact, Kansas really sucks.
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Indiana Solo
So what your saying is, you don't think your gonna be in kansas anymore?
I'm baaaaaaack
The Beta Male
-rimshot-
-headdesk-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
uh I'm an Okie that count?
edited 5th Jan '12 12:14:15 AM by AKAAAT
The Beta Male
Sure, why not?
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Indiana Solo
I'm from New Jersey and no one minds.
The inactivity on all of these American ones is why I tried to make a united U.S. one, but that got even FEWER posts...
I'm baaaaaaack
seriously? thats sorta screwy
edited 5th Jan '12 6:35:32 PM by AKAAAT
The Beta Male
Well, I can guess why this thread's extremely inactive.
The Midwest is boring as fuck.
Seriously. For exapmle, the only cool thing Kansas has had happen to it for a long time now has been the BTK killer.
edited 5th Jan '12 6:38:50 PM by GameSpazzer
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That One Guy
Chicagoland's not bad.
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bullshit, the Midwest is fuckin awesome.
WE got fuckin beer, fuckin rednecks, fuckin high obesity rates, AND fuckin barbecue. Top that shit California or possibly.....Alaska.
edited 5th Jan '12 7:09:45 PM by AKAAAT
That One Guy
Or maybe Texas, which is just the southern Midwest anyways.
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Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
We also have lots of corn and soy.
Who watches the watchmen?
and Crystal METH! God bless the crystal meth
edited 5th Jan '12 7:34:27 PM by AKAAAT
The Beta Male
Amen to that.
And crabgrass. Lots of that.
edited 5th Jan '12 7:38:40 PM by GameSpazzer
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Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
And HAPPY ****ING COWS! NOT CALIFORNIA! D:<
Yes the cows are pleased that we feast on their sumptious bodies, and then die from the colon cancer their delicious meat imparts upon us
Cool, we can always use more Illinoisan tropers!
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