Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Yeah, the Westwood and Dragon's Dream fights were far too padded especially Westwood's which went through a pattern of Jolyne is beaten down but finds an advantage and gets a hit only to be beaten down again while Viviano goes on about how he is the fucking strong. Not to mention how silly Dragon's Dream got

My problem was up until Cape Canaveral, all the Part 6 fights felt way too padded, stretched out and in Heavy Weather's case, intelligence-insulting.

Bohemian Rhapsody was brilliant though

i like that we're getting a lot of information about Eyes of Heaven in these videos, even if i can't understand what anyone's saying.

If you use the automated You Tube subs and have them translate to English it becomes a Duwang trailer

Caesar looks fun, which is good, as I always liked playing as him in All Star Battle.

It appears only Olseph will interact with part 2 characters, while part 1 and 7 will have a union, with World Diego and Dio fighting off Jonathan and Johnny.

I'm fine with this, Hermit Purple be dammed.

And I agree with part 6 fights, there are good battles, but some of them felt really hard to follow. My favorite battles were DIO sons, Jail House Rock, and Strenght, "the weakest stand ever".

edited 26th Nov '15 8:57:36 AM by Tomodachi

"Specific alliance is not at all." - Perfect encapsulation of the game's premise!

"Mark open." "Will visitors unexpected." - Damn, Caesar, too soon.

"To restrain the raise in and sprinkle in large quantities." - First day buy.

edited 26th Nov '15 8:54:22 AM by DoctorDiabolical

"DIO is up to some bullshit again. It is up to all the Jo Jos and their friends from across time and space to stop him and his bullshit."

I feel like this is takimg some qeues from Dragonball Xenoverse. A travel through time story based on What If? scenarios.

More like Jorge Joestar really.

edited 26th Nov '15 9:53:15 AM by YoKab

Didn't someone once say that Joseph in his prime was essentially a human Bugs Bunny?

Now that I think about it... yeah. Yeah he pretty much is. How else do you explain the hammerspace?

And the crossdressing.

And "Your next line is"

he even says "this means war" to Straits/Straizo.

I think that's one of the reasons why I had so much fun going through Part 2, it was just one big silly adventure with what was essentially Bugs Bunny.

Each Jojo Story seems to have a specific stylistic setting I've noted. Well the ones I have seen anyways.

Part 1 is basically Victorian Horror or a classic adventure tale. Man fights Vampire with magic.

Part 2 is a Pulp Fiction Adventure, plenty of Camp and Two fisted solving of problems. With a bit more clever ideas that just seem to come out of nowhere.

Part 3 is a Road Trip, just a bunch of Friends traveling from one end to the next dealing with problems along the way.

That's how I see them at least.

One thing I like about the Parts is that they can work as thier own stories, you don't miss much by skipping a previous Part or something.

Well, you're probably going to wonder why a British man with the power to punch people with the sun is enlisting his half-Japanese grandson to use their punchy-ghosts to defeat a flamboyant vampire who took their ancestor's body for his own. The original English Part 3 release had a prologue added to it to explain this.

Anyways, there's this guy named Ryulong that's been going on the character pages and editing them, and his reasoning kinda sounds assholish and myopic (Nobody refers to the parts with Roman numerals, his name is Rudol, not Rudolf, Kujo makes no sense, I don't know why people don't use Cujoh, etc.).

Jolyne. I know her actual name is Cujoh, but the guy's literally saying that there is no basis in calling her Jolyne Kujo.

edited 26th Nov '15 2:45:36 PM by JRads47

is this for Jotaro or Jolyne?

The EOH V-Jump scan.◊

Annasui and Moon Pucci in full glory! Also, Gyro's character vid:

The master of horses, stands and the spin has arrived, nyo ho~

edited 27th Nov '15 1:32:19 AM by Rinsankajugin

Using You Tube's subs and trasnslating them to English gives us Duwang quotes such as:

• "From Director Relationship Muscle"
• "Average year. Circle 1988. Brown tax"
• "Use the recorded coverage that can be eaten in a more aggressive style"
• "By pressing and holding the button in a state with a one thousand nine hundred fifty-two, and put a force on the other party, you can activate a sister unexploded the system, such as Germany will fire"
• "18-year-old run before Saitama Prefecture such as 11 after which France has been no. It will not be protected"

edited 27th Nov '15 2:45:37 AM by YoKab

The beginning of story mode:

The fight against DIO reminds me of the OVA version with the positioning.

Something just occurred to me.

The story mode's first fight is 1v1...

edited 27th Nov '15 8:11:23 AM by Rinsankajugin

I wonder how you get a good score in JoJolity. Maybe you'll have to prolong the fight with posing.

I know Jojolities are like quotes that give points, stats and whatnot, but I keep thinking of Mortal Kombat.

edited 27th Nov '15 9:51:15 AM by Rinsankajugin

Man yo-yo-ma is super lame.

Part 6 hands down has the worst enemy stand line up. The tree thing was actually kind of creepy though. Jojo is really good with Body Horror.

I also hate that Annasui got retconned into a dude as I feel it ruins the dynamic of the Dolphin Street gang(seriously it was better when the group was Hermes/FF/Jolyne) and forces an unnecessary love interest(with a sociopath no less) on Jolyne. Araki seems like he had no clue how to handle Annasui really...

edited 27th Nov '15 10:47:59 AM by Vertigo_High