Kingdom Hearts

Oh, jeez, that came out today. And here I am unsure if I'll even have my PS 4 for much longer. Man, what lousy timing.

Time to immediately head to Gamestop to buy it

I woke up earlier than I usually do just to get it. Ironically I woke up too early, because I had to wait a half hour for them to open.

Why in the hell did they give Mickey Mouse a Shirtless Scene?

because thats his iconic look

Fanservice.

I can finally return into thread after beating 0.2 and watching back cover. So what have I missed?

We all agreed that Nomura is actually Xehanort and he's using the Kingdom Hearts video games in order to turn everyone who plays them into Xehanorts. It's already too late for us.

Please...I've always been half Xehanort!

I mean. No, that doesn't fit with the reveal in Back Cover where Nomura is the Master of Masters.

edited 24th Jan '17 1:14:50 PM by unnoun

wat

Interesting... so Original 3D had an unintended extra layer (true true goal) to Xehanorts plan (true goal)

Also, Xehanort doesn't want an infinite number of Xehanorts. Just thirteen.

Like that old saying of how too many Xehanorts spoils the X-Blade.

That is how that saying goes, right?

edited 24th Jan '17 1:23:19 PM by unnoun

Ah, but Real!Xehanort has a completely different plan from Game!Xehanort so your logic falls apart.

DARKNESS OF THE LIGHT OF THE DARKNESS LIGHT DARKNESS.

I see no evidence to support that assertion.

If anything, given his status as player avatar, the character we would be most likely to turn into would be Sora.

edited 24th Jan '17 2:01:26 PM by unnoun

That is because Xehanort is deliberately concealing the evidence from people calling themselves unnoun. It's all according to keikaku, man. Don't question it.

Translator's note: keikaku means plan.

> I mean. No, that doesn't fit with the reveal in Back Cover where Nomura is the Master of Masters.

god damn use spoiler tags

She's being facetious. Back cover doesn't actually reveal that.

Or does it?

What the hell

So I started thinking about something. 3D says that if you want to travel through time there has to be some version of you waiting at the destination. Now, this seems to have a pretty loose definition. Evidently Young Xehanort is exactly the same as Xemnas despite the latter even being a real person or, technically, "alive". Later, Back Cover explains that the Master's eye is embedded in Xehanort's Keyblade. Evidently this is what allows him to see the future because the eye's existence creates a stable time loop of sorts. So, if the eye is technically still connected to the Master does that mean it counts as "a version of you"? If it does then I'm willing to bet that the Master disappeared because he traveled into the future, which is the present for Sora and the gang, using the eye.

I mean, X basically already did.

Nomura and the Master of Masters both created keyblades and dream eaters, know what's going to happen in the kh universe, and go about making it happen in their own way.

Given how Nomura couldn't shut up about how amazing and fantastic the Master of Masters is, I feel like Nomura also wants to have sex with him.

edited 24th Jan '17 2:46:00 PM by unnoun

More selfcestual than shipping Xion and Roxas

Or like Data Sora and regular Sora, which is closer to actual selfcest than the above

Also, Nomura can't be the real life version of Xehanort because we already know who that is.