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phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Elfive Since: May, 2009
#16152: Apr 29th 2016 at 2:00:10 PM

What if you offer to pay for the water?

Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#16153: Apr 29th 2016 at 2:18:30 PM

Then you get a "what, do we look like we need your fuckin' charity??"

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#16154: Apr 29th 2016 at 2:46:19 PM

I think that would confuse people. Or they would get you bottled water.

TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#16155: Apr 29th 2016 at 7:40:21 PM

I have a rough feeling that Clinton is gonna get tanked and he and the bartender are gonna fuck.

It's a long shot, I doubt it, but who knows.

I hadn't thought about him doing anything with the bartender, but I did think right away that he's going to get hammered and do something stupid or cause some kind of drama due to it.

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
tricksterson Never Trust from Behind you with an icepick Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Never Trust
#16156: Apr 30th 2016 at 7:03:14 AM

I think his getting smashed and missing his bus is a given. Then I'm betting on Clare rescuing him from a bad situation.

Trump delenda est
Xeroop Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#16157: May 1st 2016 at 4:48:58 AM

To me this whole thing is a bit weird, since if you go to a bar here and just order water without anything else, you're likely going to have to pay for it. Situation averted.

Spindriver Fanatical Dabbler from UK Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Fanatical Dabbler
#16158: May 1st 2016 at 10:44:24 AM

A lot of bars in a lot of countries, I imagine that you'e just be served a mineral water at rip-off prices at this point. But as the barmaid is trying very hard to make clear, This. Is. A. Very. Basic. Bar. So let's just roll with that.

= Spindriver =
phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#16159: May 1st 2016 at 10:58:12 AM

Okay very basic bar no bottle/mineral water.

ArcanGenth Since: Aug, 2009
#16160: May 1st 2016 at 11:51:42 AM

I know here in Phoenix, it's illegal to refuse someone water. Because it gets so hot, it's a health risk. Someone asks you for water, they get tap water, no questions asked.

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#16161: May 1st 2016 at 11:59:49 AM

I imagine they aren't worried about that in the North East, especially from people who admit they are just waiting for a bus (though in some cases like if it was really cold it would be a worse move to refuse I think), though given the heat that makes sense.

Tiamatty X-Men X-Pert from Now on Twitter Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: Brony
#16162: May 1st 2016 at 7:00:05 PM

It's perfectly reasonable for a bar to have a policy that you need to buy something in order to actually be there. But bars have more than just alcohol. Most do have water bottles, or if all else fails, tap water, though I think it does vary whether they charge for that. Bars also offer some basic food options - I think that, by law, they're required to have a menu in order to serve alcohol.

If this bar is near a bus station, it would stand to reason that it would get a reasonable amount of business from people coming and going on buses. So they would absolutely have food and non-alcoholic beverages available.

So this bartender is just an incredible bitch and doesn't actually deserve to have her job. Even aside from the bullshit condescension, she didn't offer any options, which would be part of her job.

And look, Coffee of Doom always had the whole "insult customers" angle, but they were funny about it. It was a hipster coffee shop, where sarcastic comments were actually part of the service. And even then, we seldom really saw them being rude to customers. We know that treating the place like Starbucks is a quick way to get insulted, and hitting on the baristas is an invitation to be insulted. But for the most part, just being in Coffee of Doom isn't going to get you insulted. They're smart enough to be able to gauge their customers, and know when something is or isn't appropriate.

This woman clearly doesn't get that. So she should be fired. If the bar supports this kind of thing, then it's not a bar that deserves any customers.

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Iaculus Pronounced YAK-you-luss from England Since: May, 2010
Pronounced YAK-you-luss
#16163: May 1st 2016 at 7:12:43 PM

I got the impression that it wasn't deliberate sass so much as her being on autopilot and him inputting a request that wasn't in her programming.

What's precedent ever done for us?
FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
LMage Scion of the Dragon from Miss Robichaux's Academy Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Scion of the Dragon
#16165: May 2nd 2016 at 7:08:08 AM

Weren't the early comics paper-drawn? The style is giving me flashbacks.

"You are never taller then when standing up for yourself"
Geoduck Since: Jan, 2001
#16166: May 2nd 2016 at 10:23:29 AM

[up]The note at the bottom says it's been about ten years since he last drew something like this.

Medinoc from France (Before Recorded History)
#16167: May 2nd 2016 at 9:36:59 PM

New page

Wait a minute...

AMAZING BEHIND THE SCENES SCOOP: In the original version of this comic she pulled out a shotgun. But then I felt like that was a bit too extreme. So I changed it!
Uhm, isn't that still one?

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
Adannor Since: May, 2010
#16169: May 2nd 2016 at 9:52:16 PM

Maybe he forgot which one to upload. Imma backup the shotgun anyway.

[up]Oh so that's what hap'nd. Well the backup will be handy once he fixes the glitching.

edited 2nd May '16 9:53:30 PM by Adannor

billybobfred Cosine! from renamed to wingedcatgirl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#16170: May 2nd 2016 at 10:02:40 PM

Schrödinger's Gun gets literal.

she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
MrMallard Since: Oct, 2010
#16171: May 2nd 2016 at 10:27:46 PM

I kinda prefer the shotgun tbh. It really sums up how Clinton's day is going, and adds an element of dark humor to the whole thing even.

KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#16172: May 2nd 2016 at 10:28:06 PM

I saw the old version of the page on my RSS feed. The new version feels more in the spirit of the comic to me.

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
LMage Scion of the Dragon from Miss Robichaux's Academy Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Scion of the Dragon
#16173: May 2nd 2016 at 11:50:11 PM

I feel like this bar and Coffee of Doom give the same employee training courses.

"You are never taller then when standing up for yourself"
3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#16174: May 3rd 2016 at 12:07:07 AM

And then it turns out her and Faye got into a "Swords vs Harpoons" argument in the training center.

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Spindriver Fanatical Dabbler from UK Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Fanatical Dabbler
#16175: May 3rd 2016 at 1:36:05 AM

Given that the picture on the wall appears to show the Titanic, this bar appears to one-up Coffee of Doom on the "...of Doom" part.

= Spindriver =

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