That's Dr. Title, thank you!
Leaking Wits 3(W/B)(W/B)
Enchantment
Any time a player would shuffle their library, after shuffling their library they mill 1.
The matter is urgent; you shouldn't keep changing your mind.
(I don't know if the mana cost is correct, but I like the poetry of making this share the cost of Yorion, Sky Nomad.)
Edited by thok on Oct 23rd 2022 at 12:42:32 PM
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Whirl, Unhinged Autobot (3UR)
Legendary Artifact Creature - Robot
3/3
More Than Meets The Eye 2UR
Haste
Whenever ~ attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If that card is an artifact, ~ gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Otherwise, goad target creature defending player controls and convert ~. Then you may put the revealed card on the top or bottom of your library.
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Whirl, Rampaging Rotorcraft
(U/R) Legendary Artifact - Vehicle
[2/2]
Living metal
Flying, haste
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card and convert ~.
- Tibalt, Goopy Corpse Goon BR
- Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Zombie Devil
- This creature can't block.
- 4 / 1
- Will someone clean that up? -Elesh Norn.
Breath of the Sun
Choo Choo Charles - 5BR
Legendary Artifact Creature - Spider Construct
Haste
When ~ is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may return it to your hand.
Sacrifice three artifacts: ~ gets +6/+6 and gains trample until end of turn. If it would leave the battlefield this turn, exile it.
4/7
Half train, half giga-spider from hell.
Monster Hunter's Train - 4
Artifact - Vehicle
Crew 1
{1}, {T}: If ~ is a creature, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature. If that creature has power 4 or greater, it deals twice that much damage to that creature instead.
{1}: ~ gets your choice of +1/+0 or +0/+1 until end of turn.
{1}: Untap ~.
1/1
Built from scrap to turn a monster into scrap metal.
- Phyrexian Liberator RRRR
- Creature - Phyrexian Horror
- Haste
- Whenever Phyrexian Liberator would be dealt damage, create that many Treasure tokens.
- 5 / 5
- Behold boundless invention. -Urabrask.
Oh, bother.
Phyrexian Innovator - UUUU
Creature - Phyrexian Horror
Flying
If damage would be dealt to Phyrexian Liberator, draw that many cards.
5/5
Behold wondrous inspiration. - Jin Gitaxias
Phyrexian Masticator - GGGG
Creature - Phyrexian Horror
Trample
If damage would be dealt to Phyrexian Masticator, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, create that many Food Tokens.
5/5
Behold bottomless appetite. - Vorinclex
Edited by M84 on Feb 22nd 2023 at 11:46:17 PM
Disgusted, but not surprised
Breath of the Sun
Gleemax, Spark Dominator - 1,000,000
Legendary Planeswalker - Gleemax
Opponents cannot activate abilities of planeswalkers.
Gleemax has all loyalty abilities of each other planeswalker.
You may activate loyalty abilities of Gleemax any number of times each turn.
Starting Loyalty: 1000
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Remarkably bad Un-mechanic concept I just had:
Even Lastier Strike: If this creature would deal combat damage, prevent that damage. At the beginning of your next upkeep, this creature deals that much damage to the permanent that damage would have been dealt to.
You are dazzled by my array of very legal documents.
That's Dr. Title, thank you!
AI Lotus - 0
Artifact
Sacrifice AI Lotus: create a sentence using at most one word or number from each card in play. Play the effect resulting from the sentence.
The crowd marveled at the flower, unable to see the stolen ideas of despondent artists.
- Gix, Returned Praetor
- Legendary Creature - Demon Praetor
- Shroud
- Whenever Gix attacks, exile target creature from a graveyard with a Phyresis Counter.
- You may cast creatures exiled with Phyresis Counters and you may spend mana as if it was mana of any color. Whenever you cast a creature spell this way, you lose 4 life.
- 6 / 6
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