I've narrowed Fast Eddie's identity down to two people::

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Perhaps a vote is in order.

2 Tzetze31st May 2010 01:29:14 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
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Hm. He looks more like the first, but only the second has his suaveness.
you mean you've narrowed it down to ONE person. the second one is just the first one donning blackface.
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Clearly the darker one is wearing white face.

edited 15th Jun '10 3:33:43 PM by BigT

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Maybe he's both...
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No, Fast Eddie is an Eldritch Abomination dead set on ruining lives. That's why he (co)created Tv Tropes.

The first one looks sort of like an Eldritch Abomination.
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edited 22nd Jul '10 6:41:05 AM by AlirozTheConfused

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9 TotemicHero25th Jul 2010 04:23:12 PM from the next level , Relationship Status: Abstaining
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Wait a second...Fast Eddie says he works for a "major videogame producer". Hmmmmm...I wonder...<hides>

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11 TotemicHero19th Oct 2010 09:05:25 PM from the next level , Relationship Status: Abstaining
12 Deboss19th Oct 2010 09:16:53 PM from Awesomeville Texas
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13 HungryJoe20th Oct 2010 12:36:27 PM from Under the Tree
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He's an F-104 Starfighter Sky Pirate from Wingman by Hugo H something or other.
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14 Yinyang10715th Dec 2010 12:33:17 PM from the True North , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
This just in: Fast Eddie is a crazy Ragskin with no legs who knows the location of the Menkey Butte Mine. The Fallout wiki says so, so it must be true.
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^ Thank you for your useful information. You've made it that much more fun and that much more difficult, to find out who Fast Eddie really is.
  1. Never be without a Hat!

Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours.

My Pm box is open.
16 ImipolexG15th Dec 2010 08:12:41 PM from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
I think it's the Fast Eddie who used to play guitar in Motörhead.
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Ed Maurin, founder of Fast Eddy's BBQ, wants you to have a collection of trophies like his!

I Read That As «Ed Maurin, founder of Fast Eddy's BBQ, wants you to have a collection of tropes like his!»
19 ATC8th Aug 2012 03:26:03 PM from The Library of Kiev
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I'm going with the second. Eddie's got style, duh.
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I was playing Dc Universe Online as a villain, and I found a sidequest named "Fast Eddie's Revenge".
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22 ATC19th Mar 2013 08:06:15 PM from The Library of Kiev
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Now, who do we know that has wronged Fast Eddie?...
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Hey. Didn't you know that Fast Eddie is my Mouth at Sadrith Mora?

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