Kagami Hiiragi, or Konata Izumi Mk II

I gotta agree with Alkthash - that ending is ridiculously contrived.

First flaw, Konata raping Kagami. Wouldn't happen. Kagami lives in a house with four sisters and two parents and Konata has to take a train to get there, how would it even happen? Konata doesn't have the willpower to stick to an involved plan.

Second, Kagami trying to get away. Kagami strikes me as the kind that would rather deal with her problems than run from them, and anyway that plot would require more funds than Kagami could likely afford unless she conveniently won the lottery last week.

Thirdly, since when is Konata a James Bond villain? How does she, an eighteen-year-old who spends all her money on manga and games, have the resources to hold an airport hostage? In a post-9/11 world, not happening (heck, in a pre-9/11 world, not happening either). Also, Konata having a gun—guns are banned in Japan and I doubt Konata would know where to find them on the black market.

And now—OOP!

The Real Way It Would End by Konata Izumi

So like I totally start studying and becoming really smart and then me and Kagami both make high grades, and she loves me because I'm smart and we become BFFs and I introduce her to MMORPGs where she becomes another net-wife and we go to grind in the caverns of Moria and live happily together and OMG SHE FOUND A RARE DROP this is gonna be an all-nighter for sure and we grow up together in the online world and we get married in the real one I don't know how that would happen but hey and everyone is there wishing us good luck and Kagami throws the bouquet and its caught by Patricia who winds up marrying Edmond and—

Wait, you're trying to foist me off on Patricia?

Well, yeah. You two are so perfect together!

Wait, based on what, that we're both American?

Pretty much.

Okay, that's it. You want control of my keyboard? Duel for it! Go, Red-Eyes Black Dragon!

(I get the idea nobody else understands this post anymore...)

Story Forcibly Terminated

(Incidentally, watch the live bloginations section. My run-down on the 2002 version of He-Man is gonna start soon)

edited 16th Nov '10 11:13:55 PM by MoeDantes

No! It ends with a Kona Tsu Gami three-way! D:

@Edmond

Of course, let the "facts" and "impossibility of the situation" and "characterizations" get in the way of the TRUE ending.

Bet You Never Saw This Coming! by Moe Dantes

"No, Konata, please..."'

Konata hmmeeed, Kagami moaned. It was getting hot and their bodies were very close together.

"A little higher, Konata."

"If you say so..."

Suddenly there was a weird sound, and a blue 1950s police box materialized right there on the beach, and out stepped a funny man with a British accent and said "Excuse me, I'm the Doc—ohh..."

Konata and Kagami looked up, Konata interrupting the important task of giving Kagami suncreen to do so.

The british man stared at them for a moment, then ducked back into his police box with a wave of "sorries" and "please excuse mes" before the thing made that same weird sound and disappeared.

Kagami blinked, and asked "What was that about?"

End Story

NOOOOO

DOCTOR

COME BACK

OT3

edited 17th Nov '10 2:38:30 PM by Metalhead467

Get the hell away from my pseudo-lolis, pedophile doctor! >:3

THEY AREN'T YOUR PSEUDO-LOLIS

KAGAMI IS MINE

I thought they were dead. I liked the stories better when they just talked about stuff.

Practically a minific of it's own.

I especially liked when Konata and Kagami got in on the Action.

edited 17th Nov '10 11:50:05 PM by Metalhead467

Not Safe for Tsukasa by Moe Dantes

It was another typical "Study Session", which normally would've meant Konata copying Kagami's answers, but ever since Konata's confession she's been good about trying to do things on her own. Kagami was playing a game while Tsukasa, Miyuki and Konata worked.

Tsukasa looked up, and said "Hey, Konata, I've been wondering..."

"Hmmm?" Konata looked up.

Tsukasa pointed to four jump-ropes and a Char Aznable mask that were sitting next to Konata, and asked "What are those for?"

"Oh, those are so we can tie Kagami up later."

"EH?!"

"Yeah, I offered to let Kagami tie me up, but—"

Kagami squeed, and paused the game she was playing. Any who could see her eyes could tell they were glazed over in the ecstacy of fantasy.

"It's one of my favorite fantasies!" Kagami explained, "Tied up in a room. It's dark, I'm helpless... and then, who should step in but Char Aznable..."

"Ummmm...." Tsukasa was tugging her shirt in a nervous gesture.

"Oh!" Miyuki admitted, "You have that too?"

Konata and Kagami looked at Miyuki with smiles, "You too?!"

"Oh yes, only in mine, I'm strapped to a hospital bed." Miyuki looked, and said "What's yours, Kona-chan?"

Konata grinned, "To be honest, I always imagine myself as the one doing the tying and..."

"YOU GUYS ARE PERVERTED!" Tsukasa shouted and bolted from the room.

In the hallway she ran into Edmond, and squealed.

"What?" he asked.

"Don't go in there! Just don't!" Tsukasa twiddled her fingers, then grabbed Edmond's arm and dragged him to her own room. Once there, she explained the whole situation to Edmond.

Edmond laughed. Tsukasa looked up worriedly, thinking Edmond would have some bizarre fetish too, but Edmond simply said "Awww don't worry. This is normally the part of the story where it turns out they're talking about something totally innocent, and we all feel like sick-minded fools! Come on, I'll show you!"

And so, Edmond walked into Kagami's room... then came running back in fear to Tsukasa's.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm not as Genre Savvy as I thought."

A huge sweatdrop formed on Tsukasa's head.

End Story Before I Get Modded.

edited 18th Nov '10 9:40:49 AM by MoeDantes

Hmm. Kona Gami Yuki OT3? Hmmmm...

-drags Tsukasa back in-

Edmond's story gets this pinned on it.→

Aww... Tsukasa was so cute in that story. :3

Basically, what I mean to say is, Tsukasa better be in every story you write.

^This!

We've already driven Tsukasa to madness seen Tsukasa ruined... We must see her adorable and normal again!

I'll try. Actually, I'm challenging myself to try to do stories about characters besides Kagami and Konata.

Edmond and Tsukasa ran into a room, and Edmond slammed the door.

Yutaka was right behind them, and said "Hi!"

Edmond and Tsukasa jumped, but when they saw it was just her they breathed a sigh of relief. Yutaka, curious, asked "What are you doing?"

"We're hiding," Tsukasa said.

"From who?"

"From... perverts," Tsukasa brought herself to say.

Edmond hugged Tsukasa. "It'll be over soon. It's only a TV Tropes thread. It'll be over soon..."

"And then my sister and my friends will be normal people again?"

"Of course!" Edmond looked at Yutaka, and said "Look, don't tell anyone we're here. And also, don't talk to Konata, Kagami, Miyuki or Hiyori until this is over! If you do, you could get infected. You could become... one of them!"

"I... think I get it," Yutaka said.

And so Edmond and Tsukasa are hiding out in this thread, escaping the terror of that other thread! What will happen next?

um cn ben an i be in de nex stori ok thnx

B-but Tsukasa likes that thread!

But what if this Tsukasa is the other Tsukasa?

MD...

Your Tsukasa...

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii can i be in th neix storey wit ben an sherlok bcus hes my brothr

Get out of here, Wallis, you aren't helping.

Ooookay, let's not turn this thread into "Kagami Hiiragi Snuggling After Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo."

edited 21st Nov '10 8:49:45 AM by DYRE

butt if im note helping tehn shelrok isent eithre......................................thi silly gose lol

You do realize Tsukasa enjoys that thread right?