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edited 3rd Oct '11 7:03:22 AM by megamagikarp
There's a thread devoted to punishment?
I have found where I belong.
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Did this guy-a
here make you forget?
edited 3rd Oct '11 7:01:09 AM by Enzeru
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
I tried moving into my ribcage once. It was really uncomfortable.
I guess home isn't where your heart is.
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Although I was really sleepy when I saw this...
I said I was a troper in another forum and they asked what regiment I was in.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
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Just saw this snopes entry about a black dude who got beheaded on an iron fence while feeling from cops. Apparently he slipped and lost his head over the situation.
Until further notice
Spoilers for The Song Of Roland below:
...He literally blew his brains out.
edited 4th Oct '11 6:41:57 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
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If you stick up your middle fingers with grumpy faces on them, you're giving someone Angry Birds!
If King Dedede's bumping the C on your test to a B, he's Kirby-ing your grade!
Hey, do you know where I can find Jafar? Iago right and you Cassim!
If he becomes a flying fish, that means Flounder has gone Ariel!
What did Timon and Pumbaa give as advice to Simba? Aurora day keeps the doctor away!
Light Yagami's fiancee was at a photo shoot and she called to check up on him. Her first words? Misa me yet? (That pun was so horrible that his mood was no longer anywhere Near Mello.)
Tifa was trying out some new clothes in front of Cloud. (cue his "I am disappoint" face) She saw his expression and went "Aw, Yuna likey how I look? o3o
Esteban and Zia went birthday shopping for Mendoza after they discovered time travel, and he had mentioned how he really wanted a new book. So the kids go into the Disney store, and what do they buy him? The Tao of Pooh!
Kurt/Nightcrawler went birthday shopping for Kitty/Shadowcat as well. He told Scott and the others to keep the gift a secret from her, and she had overheard. So she pulled out the gift from the fuzzy blue elf's backpack; lo and behold, it was Star Fox 64 3D! I guess the Katt's out of the bag!
The connection in this joke is that Don Bluth made both movies. Itchy invited Charlie to a party at a bar that was to start at 8 pm that night. Charlie arrived an hour late. Was Itchy mad? You bet! He said "Coming to the Bartok you long enough!"
When GLaDOS is angry, what's the one thing you should never say to her? Chell out!
edited 4th Oct '11 1:39:21 PM by Enzeru
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Ha! Punny
Sega's Last Hope
The Mod with the Migraine
If I could access You Tube at work, this would be a link instead.
Ralph: I know all about them, they come from Denmark, one of my ancestors was a viking.
Piggy: This isn't going to be a Great Dane joke, is it?
Ralph: Well, it's a Dane joke but I wouldn't call it great.
Janet: Doctor Bob, no more jokes just because he's Danish!
Ralph: Don't blame me, I ordered a roll, not a Danish!
Viking: Just hurry it up, would you? I have to get back to my plundering and pillaging!
Ralph: Down, boy! Listen, my ancestor the viking was terrible at plundering and pillaging.
Janet: He was?
ralph: Yes, he blundered his plundering and he was stupid with his pillaging.
piggy&janet: *groan* how stupid was he?
ralph: They called him the pillage idiot.
Announcer: And so we come to the end of another vetrinarian's hospital. Tune in next time, where we'll hear Doctor Bob say:
Ralph: Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you!
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It's not an insult. That's how Michael Bay would do with his.
Phoenix Wright thought that going to the beach for a vacation would be fun, but Ms. Oldbag proved him sarong.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
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Morbid humour.
A drug dealer who gets a Boom, Headshot! death in his warehouse. Result: His brain on drugs.
edited 4th Oct '11 5:43:47 PM by StolenByFaeries
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Sega's Last Hope
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A guy won the lottery, at 1 billion dollars, and get the best docs in the world to cure his disease.
Since then, he will feel like a million dollars.
edited 4th Oct '11 5:57:36 PM by djmaca
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
There's this Christmas-themed app that actually makes your iphone shoot out garland and decorate your house with it. I haven't tried it, but there's been complaints that the garland comes out too fast; there were reports of it making other decorations fall to the floor as it flew by, and even causing damage to user's homes. I guess one could say that iGarland will knock Yule down
edited 9th Oct '11 10:49:00 PM by MikeK
What's pi times 8?
Octopi.
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pies:
3.1416 of an apple? Apple Pi.
3.1416 of a lemon? Lemon Pi.
3.1416 of a cherry? Cherry Pi.
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
SPACE
| What do a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Kentucky, and a divorce in West Virginia have in common? |
| Somebody's losing a trailer. |
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Not exactly wordplay, but I nevertheless.
Also, not exactly wordplay either, but...
Old Macdonald had a farm.
2.718281828..., (-1)^0.5, 2.718281828..., (-1)^0.5, 0.
edited 5th Oct '11 12:54:52 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
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I'm impress you still remember irrational numbers.
Until further notice
Irrational numbers for an irrational man.
Pun: Only Squares play Final Fantasy games. What does that make Sonic Colors players? CUBES! XD
edited 3rd Oct '11 6:57:36 AM by Enzeru