The Official Bad Puns Topic

Yup, very bad pun, all right. It didn't even make any sense other than Baht part. What does Bubba has to do with a wat?

Check the potholes. Also, see here for reference.

edited 28th Sep '11 6:10:41 AM by Pyrite

C+

...Well, they can't all be winners. Also, on hindsight, this is going down as another of those dumb posts people make when they're not in full control of their mental faculties.

Ohh.....now I get it. Still, where did wat wat came from, because it's Thailand?

edited 28th Sep '11 6:46:06 AM by dRoy

Yep. I would've preferred Cambodia, but they use the riel.

I give you B+ Pyrite.... One can expect better from one with a punny name.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West, slides up to the bar, and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

XD

It's so corny but so amazing.

I don't get it.

...

Western stereotype: the tough young gun out for revenge against 'the man who shot his pa'.

What do you call a stressed German?

Under Prussia.

Meggy: Pfft. X3

Thanks for the explanation, btw.

You're welcome!

Worst pun ever devised: courtesy of yours truly

Apprentices in Snake's class, hiding in a cardboard box

Apprentice1: This stinks!

Apperntice2: Why?

Apperntice1: We do this every stinking day! Man, I'm so bored!

A man decides he's going to make a nude ice show about Japan. What's the name of the show?

Nip On Ice

-cue loud groan-

@DJ:

i dun geddit

They're in a cardboard box. And he was bored.

Free facepalm!

>Takes the facepalm<

>Uses it<

I see.

GET IT GUYS?

NIP ON ICE! BECAUSE IT'S BOOBS, BUT ALSO IT'S AN ICE SHOW ABOUT JAPAN, ALSO KNOWN AS NIPPON!

edited 29th Sep '11 11:15:08 PM by tendollarlameo

I kinda remember a similar joke like that. Have you read it somewhere, or just made it up?

It really isn't funny... or bad.

edited 29th Sep '11 11:19:10 PM by djmaca

Yeah, I had an actual I Read That As moment with that, because I guess this thread makes me see puns that aren't there.