...you find someone in a compromising situation and expect them to give you money to keep you quiet.
Parasol Star Memories
Hearing the name Top Gun does not conjure imagery from the movie but thoughts of endless frustration.
So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.—Cave Johnson
When you love the Power Glove.
...you try to jump on a tortoise shell repeatedly, to see if it will grant you immortality.
...you have the urge to jump around in empty corridors.
Eye'm the cutest!
It's that fucking landing sequence!
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Does What You Don't
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I could never get that stupid landing right.
...you smash a TV hoping for a power up.
edited 27th Dec '11 6:55:25 AM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
In fact, smashing just about anything including walls, floors and ceilings hoping for a powerup.
Does What You Don't
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"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Similarly, the word "airman" brings to mind not an aviator but unfathomable rage.
edited 28th Dec '11 7:22:46 AM by Nizbel
When you hear Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde you don't think about a great classic read, you think about how much of a piece of shit it was.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Youkai Serious
When you call it Dragon Warrior instead of Dragon Quest.
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
You see the word "Congraturation!" and remember when it wasn't a typo.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
... you know what UUDDLRLRBABA means.
... your first instinct when asked to run in the 100 Meter dash is to bring a coin with you.
edited 27th Dec '11 4:47:47 AM by Servbot