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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#251: Mar 13th 2010 at 12:10:36 AM

You'd be surprised how much fuss and speculation there is over Melchizedek.

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BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
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#252: Mar 13th 2010 at 7:19:41 AM

Really? Why's that, Tangent?

On the three Biblical races: one of them is explicitly the Hebrews. The other two correspond roughly to Europe and Africa. To my knowledge, there are no Austronesians, East Asians or Native Americans in the Bible. It's a simple matter of geography.

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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#253: Mar 13th 2010 at 8:18:06 AM

Abraham was hardly the only member of his race, I'd've thought.

As for Melchizedek, the fact that he's apparently respected by Abraham, then disappears with little exposition, almost never mentioned again.

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#256: Mar 13th 2010 at 8:52:50 AM

So anyone who dislike Abram is an Anti-Shemite?

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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#257: Mar 13th 2010 at 8:57:25 AM

^^ I guess if all Shemites count as Hebrews, but the term is usually scoped to Israelites in my experience.

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#258: Mar 14th 2010 at 12:05:14 PM

Native Americans, Indians and Aborigines are all Asians.

I thought it was

Shem=Asian

Ham=African

Japheth=European

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#259: Mar 14th 2010 at 12:22:56 PM

The Jewish people are asian now?

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#260: Mar 14th 2010 at 12:38:02 PM

Well, the Middle East is technically a part of Asia by most definitions, even if nobody thinks of it that way.

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#261: Mar 14th 2010 at 12:49:47 PM

I do.

And yeah, just took a Wiki Walk to verify this and it turns out that we're all right. Sort of.

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#262: Mar 14th 2010 at 1:20:46 PM

Even if the races made sense, there are a lot of other problems. For example, how did the three of them get wherever they had to be (Europe, Africa, Asia) anyway? Plus, Shem has to populate about half of the world's landmass, thanks to how vaguely you've defined "Asian", including quite a few areas not connected by land.

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#263: Mar 14th 2010 at 9:03:51 PM

Uhm, Natural Movement? The fact that there are people there in the first place proves that it happened.

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#264: Mar 14th 2010 at 9:06:53 PM

The fact that there are people in Australia does not prove that they are descended from Shem. That's not how logic works. More specifically, you're assuming your conclusion.

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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#265: Mar 14th 2010 at 9:21:19 PM

The areas not connected by land have people. That strongly suggests that people managed to get there. wink

The sons presumably didn't move out there personally, it's just saying which way their tribes grew over time.

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#266: Mar 14th 2010 at 9:27:39 PM

I still find it rather odd that Shem would populate so much more land than his brothers.

Also, that does not account for regional variations.

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#267: Mar 15th 2010 at 4:17:09 AM

Shem' descendents moved across the world in the exact same way science predicted it.

(Bering Land Bridge for the Native Americans, Indonesia for the Australians)

Where did you think they came from? The dirt?

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#268: Mar 15th 2010 at 7:03:26 AM

Well the entire world being descended from 3 men is impossible anyway so the issue is moor.

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#269: Mar 15th 2010 at 7:29:45 AM

You're talking about impossibility when dealing with a religion? Bad move dude.

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#270: Mar 15th 2010 at 7:52:29 AM

Barring a miracle, it's impossible.

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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#271: Mar 15th 2010 at 11:06:35 AM

@Tzetze: It's not like they tried to split things up evenly, or could have known there was a lot more land to the east.

@Myrmidon: I don't rule out miracles, but what's specifically impossible about three natural patrilineal ancestors?

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#272: Mar 15th 2010 at 11:52:50 AM

The massive amount of inbreeding that would have to go on.

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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#273: Mar 15th 2010 at 2:34:55 PM

Depends in part on the diversity of the parents involved.

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#274: Mar 15th 2010 at 3:27:06 PM

Shem' descendents moved across the world in the exact same way science predicted it.

...what the hell?

Where did you think they came from? The dirt?

Ocean, actually.

It's not like they tried to split things up evenly, or could have known there was a lot more land to the east.

I realize that, but there being so many more descendants of Shem seems odd. I mean, they'd all reproduce at the same rate, right?

Depends in part on the diversity of the parents involved.

I don't think that it does, actually. I've heard that the lower limit on the number of people needed to prevent bad genetic drift is 150 or so. With just three ancestors they would homogenize quickly.

Of course this doesn't explain why they're so diverse in the first place. Miracle, I'm guessing? Or why they moved to such extremely disparate locations. And then there's Adam and Eve and incest...

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#275: Mar 15th 2010 at 3:40:12 PM

I meant that Shem's family would migrate in the same way we know humans did. We know for a fact the humans originated in one place,which menas we already know the human migration pattterns.

The larger number of Asians is a cross between having a lot more land and just straight up luck.

And I'm no anthropologist but I know for sure that Oceanic people's didn't rise out of the sea like Athena.

You know, if the whole of the human race is inbred, that would explain a lot

Here's what I was talking about.

edited 15th Mar '10 3:43:00 PM by S.exe


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