DUMB
MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ «THE NYMPH'S REPLY TO THE SHEPHERD» AGAIN TO WASH OFF THE PASTORALISM. THOUGH PASTORALISM IS ACTUALLY A STYLE OF LIFE FOR CERTAIN TRIBES HAHA WHAT AM I DOING.
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Literally A Princess
Wait, don't Waiterman and Chef usually both speak in all lowercase anyway?
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DUMB
WHO THE FUCK IS WAITERMAN? IS THAT SOME KIND OF SUPERHERO? I'M THINKING THAT A WAITER-THEMED SUPERHERO WOULD BE PRETTY LAME, BUT THAT'S SO SELF-EVIDENT THAT I'M GOING TO GUESS THAT HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WAITERS, AND HIS NAME IS JUST A MULTI-LAYERED JOKE.
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HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN READING THIS THREAD? WAITERMAN IS THE WAITER AT THE FIVE SINGERS Re STAURANT IN BEAUTIFUL LAKEWOOD, O Hi O AND ONE OF TWO EMPLOYEES, THE OTHER BEING CHEF.
NEITHER OF THEM ARE VERY COMPETENT.
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YOU MEAN THE ONE BY WALTER RALEGH, TZETZE? FUNNY, I WAS READING THAT ONE JUST THE OTHER DAY.
THIS POEM ISN'T ACTUALLY A PASTORAL, THOUGH, IT'S AN ELEGY. IT'S CALLED "ELEGY WRITTEN IN A COUNTRY CHURCHYARD".
^ THIS THREAD HAS CONTINUITY? I DON'T POST HERE OFTEN.
edited 15th Mar '11 10:18:43 PM by BobbyG
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Literally A Princess
PICK UP ON TABLE SEVEN
What the ehll chefv
why are you shouting liek taht?
BECAUSE I'M FEELING ENTERGETIC
did you eat cooffee grounds stagaith from the can gagain?
PERHAPS.
BUT ANYWAY, PICK UP ON TABLE 7
we've alerady exsstablished that "pick upw" isn't how you call that
JUST TAKE THE FOOD, WATIERMAN.
fine, fine.
*watierman takes the food, comes back a minute later*
so, how did your date with rob thefireman go?
IT DIDN'T
what did he cancel
NO, I DIDN'T ASK HIM OUT
why not
BECAUSE I WAS FEELING SORTA
Sorta...?
YES, I WAS FEELING SORTA
o...k then.
CRAP THE RESTAURANT IS ON FIRE
that's the thrid time this week
I KNOW
WHAT DO WE DO
call the fire depattenmetn, of course
I CAN'T
BECAUSE ROB MIGHT ANSWER
AND I'MT STIELL FEELING SORTA
let the reastuarnt burn to the grond tehn
see if i care
THIS IS YORU PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT, YOU KNOW
YOU DO WANT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT VOLVO, RIGHT?
fine, fine, fine.
i'll call the fire depatemtn.
just stop shouting, PLEASE
ok then.
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DUMB
IT'S ACTUALLY MY PLAN TO READ THIS THREAD BACKWARDS WHEN IT'S FINISHED. REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST POSTED IN THIS THREAD, I REPLIED TO STUFF FROM HUNDREDS OF PAGES BACK? THAT WAS FORESHADOWING.
>IMPLYING THAT THIS THREAD WILL BE FINISHED >IMPLYING THAT THERE IS AN END TO TRASH
AND YEAH THE POEM IS A PRETTY COMMON ONE I THINK. ELEGIES ARE BETTER THAN PASTORALS, THOUGH.
ALSO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? AN ENGLISH MAJOR? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD MAKE A JOKE AT YOUR EXPENSE EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN RANTING ABOUT METAFICTION IN MY MIND FOR SEVERAL DAYS NOW.
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Is he afraid he'll get a boner when Rob shows up? I know I will...dreamboat...
Literally A Princess
We've yet to establish whether Chef is male or female, remember? All we know is that he/she is bisexual, and was previously married.
And that Waiterman thinks Chef's a man, but how far can you trust people who speak in typos?
edited 15th Mar '11 10:27:48 PM by CentralAvenue
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Literally A Princess
The thing about the Five Singers R Estaurant is that it's just a continuation of something I typed out when I was feeling loopy and sleep-deprived, and now I'm trying (albeit not very successfully) to keep it from becoming a YKAHC rip-off.
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YKAHC don't own a restaurant, do they? All that happens is nothing. And evil lambs. And Plumbers' Unions.
And IHOP, though at no point do they ever visit the place.
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TECHNICALLY I'M NOT AN ANYTHING MAJOR, SINCE THAT'S NOT HOW UNIVERSITIES WORK HERE. I'M JUST AN ENGLISH LIT AND CREATIVE WRITING STUDENT, NO MINOR STUDY. SO IT'S NOT EVEN PURE ENGLISH LIT, WHICH PROBABLY MAKES IT EVEN WORSE.
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Actually, thinking about it again, we don't even know that much. IIRC, in the series premiere, Waiterman made reference to Chef's late wife, but Chef didn't remember having a wife, because they're "not a lesbian".
So, we don't even really know that Chef had a wife, or that they're bisexual. They could be a straight woman.
(How did I manage to confuse myself with something so stupid?)
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SORRY GAIZ, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AT ALL. ANYWAY, I'M A FILM STUDENT AND THE EQUIVALENT OF A MAJOR. I THINK.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
DUMB
BRITAIN DOESN'T HAVE MAJORS? DO YOU HAVE SOME FORMAL WAY OF STATING YOUR GENERAL FIELD OF STUDY OR NO? AND CREATIVE WRITING IS PROBABLY MORE PRACTICAL (HURR) THAN LITERATURE, IF ONLY BY A BIT.
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WE HAVE MAJORS, TECHNICALLY, BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T MINOR, I THINK, SO WE DON'T CALL OUR MAJORS MAJORS.
AND I ONLY PICKED ENGLISH BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT NOT BE SHIT AT IT, AND IT'S A "RESPECTABLE" DEGREE, I.E. NOT ENTIRELY WORTHLESS, HOPEFULLY.
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What's the correct way to pronounce "Beelzebub?"
DUMB
I'M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND ATTRIBUTE THAT TO COMMUNISTS.
MAJORING SUCKS. I DON'T WANT TO MAJOR. FUCK THAT NOISE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN COLLEGE, TZE?
IT'S BEE-EL-ZE-BUB.
IT'S A SHORT E, NOT A LONG ONE.
edited 15th Mar '11 10:52:54 PM by juancarlos11
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
^^^Thanks.
edited 15th Mar '11 10:52:57 PM by Jumpingzombie
I'MMA FLY NOW
WHEEEEEEE