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Sigh, ever since Nexo shared with me her Link avatar, I got my Heterosexual Seme on

KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

Because virtually everyone on there HATES Runescape with every fiber of their being.

This is essentially the entirety of the "Rants" section.

"Update X makes Runescape too easy! I miss the days when you had to grind for eight hours straight to get to level 2 Woodcutting! New players have it too easy!" Ad nauseum.`

@Kex. If rule number 2 is a constant, then just make an OP stating this rule :If you do not disagree with me on the terms of finding my argument flawless, then you will be castrated as a hooker.

Should these terms be broken, you agree without full-due responsibility to shave your saving fund in hopes of placating me and my wishes.

@ Ozzy: Night?

I don't see how, but the fault may be mine: I have often been criticized for my literality.
I have on occasion met people with cards who, irritated, obstinately insist I symbolize change. After some time in my presence they tend to come to the view that it's the other way round.

The lack of corporeality doesn't help either.

Woodcutting was always a weird skill. So was Archery, which was the only thing that Woodcutting was useful for.

On one hand, archery gave you an advantage over wizards, which were always a pain. On the other hand, it was always less useful in general than becoming a wizard.

Sockpuppet fail. DEATH is quite corporeal, people just automatically convince themselves that they don't see him, since he couldn't possibly be there. Also he can pass through matter because he is MORE real than the magical-substance that makes up the Discworld.

I think. It has been a while since I've read any Discworld.

-pokes at Death-

^ Seems about right.

edited 3rd Oct '11 2:29:35 PM by yarrunmace

@Death: Exactly what is your job?

I hate that I can't hug Haven.

In unrelated news I spent the last however long typing this up.

BEHOLD ANOTHER LESSON IN BUDDHOLOGY.

Oh, I've not yet been to Discworld. As long as the books are still read, the characters inside will not meet me.

I help.

edited 3rd Oct '11 2:31:26 PM by Death

I am amused.

Oh, hi Death!

Yarr: Yes, the shop is closed and will re-open at opening time in the morning, thus it is closed for the night.

Hello, Death. I'm deathpigeon.

edited 3rd Oct '11 2:33:25 PM by deathpigeon

Late lunch. Short post. FULL THROTTLE.

But Death, you're already in Discworld.

At least, the version of you that uses small caps is in there.

@ Ozzy: Yes, but...

...

never mind.

edited 3rd Oct '11 2:35:06 PM by yarrunmace

Xenophobia in the United Kingdom makes no sense to me for two reasons

• a) Lots of people have migrated here over the centuries
• b) 500 of the pilots who fought in the Battle of Britain were foreign born.

Yarr: What? It's technically evening and not night?

One of the most satisfying moments for me ever was Cherry Tapping Wallace's Gyrados to death with a Shedinja. I nicknamed him "Invin" because of that.

It's still afternoon here.

^^^Yes.

I thought you might in Britain for a moment, and you were hiding it from us all this time.

edited 3rd Oct '11 2:40:43 PM by yarrunmace

Four answers. Three wrong, one right. Therefore, if two answers are the same, they must both be wrong. The right answer is incompatible with the wrong answers. If an answer is inconsistent with a later question, than that answer is wrong, and so is any compatible answers. Any answer that requires a wrong answer to be right to be correct is wrong.

Since the material tested is consistent, most answers can be determined by simple logic and testing for consistency.

Death, meet Death.

@Atc: Hence why I always did great on Multiple Choice tests, even if I knew next to nothing about the subject.