The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

yay!

(Rolls dice) come on! (Dices end up catching on fire) Dang you hyperflammable toys dang you!

*and as it turns out a lot of pee pole show up to see gargoyle!Oz on the roof and many of them want to purchase antiques; meanwhile it might be a good idea to put a "Not For Sale" tag on Oz in case any of them manage to get to the roof*

Coleman rolls a log!

Against my depressive mood, I'm casting Rum! And being a Sorcerer, I'm empowering it!

I snap my fingers

why is the rum gone?

So we can have a signal fire.

Ulti: well most likely because I've drank it.

And if anyone sets rum on fire I'd legit stab em. Were I Jack Sparrow in that scene, Elizabeth swan would have been shanked to death.

Aw, what would you want to stab Elizabeth for? She's too beautiful.

aye she's pretty she is

Beauty doesn't give the same buzz rum does.

Make save v. Liver Damage.

*is gonna get rained on soon due to being on the roof, probably will not be bothered by this due to being petrified*

Nat 18, plus my Con modifier (+4), plus the feat I took Professional Drunk, which gives me an additional +5.

(Have we even determined whether or not I am still conscious of anything lol)

Tomorrow's Song of the Day is decided by

Uber Den Horizont. By Blutengel. Do it.

edited 13th May '18 6:37:58 PM by MarkVonLewis

(If I get the post I can only play a song if I am still conscious.

Also who plays a song if the thread dies and there is no post indicated by the arrows until Tuesday?)

Oz, how about you do the Song of the Day tomorrow.

I call favoritism!

And to answer your question, I declare anyone petrified to still be cognizant, but immobile and mute.

I snap my fingers

You're now fishfingers!

How about you doing the Song of the Day for the next two days?

*would note ulti is not allowed to do that because even if I am petrified most of his powers are still retconned, but has no way of doing so right now unless it is telepathically*

*also due to the fact Ozzy is petrified, Dusty has taken over and chooses a song! What song would a little ket choose?*

(oh that figures)

(can someone teleport statue!me somewhere with a bunch of kets please)