The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

Okay, who's the wise guy who left the badger on reapeat?!

-points at -

-nervously raises hand-

I knew it!

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edited 22nd Feb '17 4:05:41 PM by I-Teleported-Bread

Oh dear

And yes, I happen to know I am adorable even without a reflection. I am just that awesome.

clean up on aisle four

And I once found you mirror so you could see your reflection too

too bad it got broken

I like women. I love men.

Yeah.

I would've liked to have seen that.

This is true.

I also know for sure that my little Dusty is adorable.

oddly enough, I just tan easily in the sun

unless I'm on a boat or something for long hours then I tan and shed due to lack of sunscreen

am I a snek in summer

It's just a prank, bro.

vfgtfgtttt

rah

That was a Dusty paw placed on the keyboard.

rawr

meow

RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOONE

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED OOOOOOOOOOOOOON

edited 22nd Feb '17 5:46:52 PM by I-Teleported-Bread

caw

just friends is all we were

and now probably all we'll ever be

but thats ok, because you seem happy, and I have other friends now

Friends who love me as much as you might have

edited 22nd Feb '17 5:57:28 PM by StarBee

I never thought much of star vs the forces of evil, but

StarBee Vs the Forces of Evil