the cake is an alternative fact
(yo sorry for that cliffhanger guys, ibam back to translate the rest of the song)
"whose son is he?
you've cheated on me..."
and mortally, he wounded her
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
i can make them fit
off the shits
the cake is an alternative fact
then he went atop the hill
with the child in his arms
and there, he abandoned him
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Disasturbator
my current job
@Random: Well, we could take the Into the Woods approach, buuuuuuuut...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
the cake is an alternative fact
moon, you wish to be a mother
but you can't find a being
who would make you its wife
tell me, moon of silver
what do you intend to do
with a child of skin?
aaaaaaa
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(child of the mooon)
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
the cake is an alternative fact
ulti this was way back when, social services didnt exist
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Disasturbator
the cake is an alternative fact
and at night
when the moon is full
it is because the child
is in a good mood
and when the child cries
the moon begins to wane
to make a crib for him
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
the cake is an alternative fact
no ulti u idiot, the moon took the child as her own
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Disasturbator
Disasturbator
cry me a river
New theme music also a box
ok
I'm going to need a lot of onions, and a tragedy or ten to occur.
...
And i can play on the world's smallest violin.
We'll get that river flowing.
Only a matter of time.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
well maybe we can hire that girl, you know the one who cried a river and drowned the whole world
off the shits
the cake is an alternative fact
but while she looks so sad in photographs
i absolutely love her
when she smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
...
I'm debating whether that's a song or just a reference.
Okay yup definitely a song.
edited 25th Jul '16 3:30:31 PM by ErikVindstrom
my current job
You didn't pothole to the appropriate trope? Missed opportunity, m8.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
the cake is an alternative fact
but why pothole when everyoje knows the song
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
hiya, the name's scout.
Guys I just friend requested my crush on Facebook
let's hope it goes well
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my current job
TWIST: One of the Crush's FB friends is Tyler Joseph!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
hiya, the name's scout.
Well
I wish.
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That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
it was a song reference, yes
off the shits
Well, today's session took a weird turn.
Nice house- I think we hit someone.
Random Writer'd walk over to see a pair of ruby slippers poking out from under the house.
OH NO! Those shoes aren't anyone here's sizes!
edited 25th Jul '16 3:02:15 PM by RandomWriter413