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Oh yeah I'll level up when I get home

Yeah tomorrow is looking good

I should be good for tomorrow night.

Customerlady I do not care a8out your kids' gradu8ion stories, just shop and shuddup.

I dislike talkative customers too, for a different reason though. they slow me down when I'm ready to pay and they still haven't finished talking to the cashier.

I dislike that too. Not as much as 8eing the cashier that's 8eing talked to for ages though.

(see: Mrs. Yakketyyak, who iirc was talking for HOURS.)

amen Ozzy.

I just told my cats I'm using human versions of them in a thread and they simply deadpanned.

Me: yo guys im doing this thing with you

Pumpkin: sure whatever just feed me

Lisa: Meow.

Oscar: WHAT THE UTTER [REDACTED] IS GOING ON. THE NEIGHBORS DOGS ARE BARKING, I HAVEN'T EATEN MUCH THANKS TO PUMPKIN, AND NOW YOU'RE IN MY FACE.

XXXXD

I am going to head home now and snuggle Dusty and then fix dinner.

I am sure your cats understood you, but they simply can't be bothered to think too much about it because FOOD CLAWS DOING CAT STUFF. it's like when I talk to my cat, the look in his eyes is that of someone who understood whatever garbage came out of my mouth, but he can't be bothered to give it a damn. the dude prefers stretching on my bed while looking smug.

Indeed.

They're a lot smarter than people give em credit for.

They know how to push my buttons, how to get more food, and so on.

They know all of the exits in the house, and they know who they can push their luck with.

Oscar: translation, every dog in the neighborhood. EYM DA STRONGEST.

But do da red cats go fasta?

I'm good for dnd at normal dnd time

Yo smartie wanna go work on the RP or is it too early

its never too early go get that fuckin thing done already we been waiting for agES

I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!

Dusty knows a few words. She knows "no", "noms", and is learning "down" and I think she knows "treat".

And I hope she is associ8ing "I love you" with positive things like snuggles and petting.

test

feck

When you open something and realize that you've lost a lot of progress (not talking about the RP don't worry)

My cats know enough to use me as a puppet.

I think I might have found the greatest thing to ever grace mankind.

Dusty is on the ca8le 8ox

pro8a8ly 8ecause it has the warms so she thinks it is for sits.

she is gonna get snuggled if she doesn't watch it.

Oscar is on the table, Lisa is under my chair, and Pumpkin is under my mattress.

I can see his tail.

im on the r20 link

She got megasnuggled and is now nomming her food.