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Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#354276: Oct 5th 2015 at 11:52:57 AM

I can't tell you, it is a spoiler.

Stupid doomed timeline...

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#354277: Oct 5th 2015 at 11:57:08 AM

OK not really a spoiler.

8ut possi8ly a stalker.

Stupid doomed timeline...

iamathousandapples The Collective from Northeast Ohio Megablob Since: Oct, 2009

The Collective

#354278: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:09:18 PM

I hate munmunmundsdays

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#354279: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:13:33 PM

WHY

are cats so cute?

Stupid doomed timeline...

Demetrios Our Favorite Tsundere in Red from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love

Our Favorite Tsundere in Red

#354280: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:15:13 PM

Thank the ancient Egyptians for that one. ;)

I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart

Maid of Time

#354281: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:16:12 PM

seem like everywhere i gooooo

everybody wanna knoooooow

whats it like to be a gi-irl

in the music wo-orld

oh oh oh oh

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart

Maid of Time

#354282: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:30:06 PM

wanna make it disappee-ear

tell em what they wanna hee-ear

if the truth aint pretty

will your eyes stay with me?

will you love me, love me, ugly?

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart

Maid of Time

#354283: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:45:19 PM

Seem like everywhere I gooooo
Everybody wanna knoooooow
What's it like to be a gi-irl
In the music wo-orld
Oh oh oh oh

The scene is so sexist, believe me I get it
We'd probably sell more records if I flaunted my ass and chest but forget it
I work like one of the boys, and I'm as true as they get
But I'm a lady through and through, like give me some credit
I knew I'd regret it if I tried to blend in and pretend
Be something other than I am, like have you noticed I'm a woman?
Didn't come to downplay it, or to play it up either
And I'm not trying pick a fight or be nobody's leader
But it feels like everybody's just a little too interested
In the fact that females can indeed make music
Our interviews, our bios, - they all make it a point
"Female Fronted Band, from Decatur, Illinois"
And just once, I'd like to see some other band's resume
Go out of their way to say they're fronted by a male, ok?
And while we're on it, let me say, women don't all sound the same
Who gave us the idea that "Female Fronted" is a genre anyway?

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart

Maid of Time

#354284: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:48:31 PM

Seem like everywhere I gooooo
Everybody wanna knoooooow
What's it like to be a gi-irl
In the music wo-orld
Oh oh oh oh
Wanna make it disappee-ear
Tell 'em what they wanna hee-ear
If truth ain't pretty will you all stay with me
Will you love me, love me ugly?

And I know it's not fair, and I can't complain
Cause with girl in our band, people don't look away
But you know what, it feels like they look just a little too long
Stare me up and down, forget to listen to the song
I take the stage and before I even open my mouth
The audience assumes that they got us all figured out
"Oh your band's got a chick? Must be some kinda trick
There's no way she got this far without sucking somebody's-"
Did you really think that's how it works? I'm not fucking eye candy
I'm here to do my job, I'll be the last man standing
Boys in crowd asking, for me to flash them, well here you go, news flash:
You're ignorant and that's that
I bet you'd never say that to your little sister
The media's got you all jacked up, little mister
Cause girls in my position can perpetuate the cycle
Walking a tightrope, don't know which way to go
Hypersexualize, or downplay your femininity
Dress like the dudes, or pray to God that you're pretty
Are you kidding me? And I don't even know who's to blame
Beauty sells, I buy it too, I'm trying to sell it back it you.

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart

Maid of Time

#354285: Oct 5th 2015 at 12:50:36 PM

So tell me, what's a woman to do-no, scratch that
Tell me what's a human being to with the fact that
What gets us ahead just holds us back more
Is a level playing field too much to ask for?
And I know that by saying it, I'm bringing attention
To an issue that might be better left unmentioned
But someone's gotta say it, gotta call out the scene
The scene is obscene, my sanity's split at the seams
So to all of ya'll making this just about ass and tits
Here to set the record straight, it don't gotta be this way
We can change the game, rearrange the way to fame
And make a bigger deal about the talent than the face
See I got little girls watching me, wanting to be like me
And I wanna show them that they don't gotta be like me
They can do their own thing, they can rewrite the rules
They can get respect without acting like fools
So let's not make it harder than it has to be
I'll keep making music, you stop asking me
What's it like to be a girl in the entertainment world
Cause now you know.