HORRIBLE FANFICTION TIME
As Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha were fighting off Kaguya Otsutsuki, Sasuke prepared his Rinnegan.
"Ready, Naruto?"
"Right, Sasuke!"
As Kaguya moved forward at blinding speeds, suddenly, they were all transported to another dimension...
As Kaguya looked around, thrown off, she noticed she was in a crowd of female teenagers, and Naruto and Sasuke were on a stage, in...tights?
The two begun to sing.
"You, gotta be, sincere..." Sasuke sung.
"You, gotta be, sincere..." Naruto repeated.
"You, gotta feel it here, cause if you feel it here..." Sasuke sung...
"Honestly..."
Suddenly, they both began to do pelvic thrusts.
Kaguya thought to herself, what the fuck?
Sasuke and Naruto sang at the same time: "Sincerrreee!"
The crowd went wild.
"If you're really sincere!" Naruto still sang.
"If you're really sincere!" Sasuke repeated Naruto's line.
"If you feel it in here," Naruto sang, "Then it's gotta be right!"
They started singing at the same time.
"Oh, baby!"
The crowd became even louder.
"Oh, honey!"
The crowd's fangirl screeches only grew.
"Hug me!"
In order to put a stop to this, Kaguya teleported onto the stage.
"Suffer!"
Both Naruto and Sasuke slapped Kaguya on opposite sides of her face, sealing her away with Six Paths: Chibaku Tensei and sending her off to the moon.
This is why I shouldn't type.
New account is voidify
cinnamonrollitude
that is a word now
because reasons
Poof
poof
Po of
P o o f
POOF
poof
Part-Time Omen of Death
Want
.
Maid of Time
NEED
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Oh, thats cute.
Part-Time Omen of Death
New account is voidify
perfect precious cinnamon rolllllllllllll ♦_♦
Part-Time Omen of Death
ghb'
(Dusty typed that. I swear to God Dusty if you are trying to get the Grand High8lood in here...)
Stupid doomed timeline...
Part-Time Omen of Death
And recuperacoon time.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Sasuke prepared his Rinnegan railgun.
Sasuke prepared his Rinnegan Railgun Ritalin.
my current job
A Poem For Mornings.
[By some bloke on the internet, as narrated by William Radar Storm]
Coffee, coffee, coffee
Coffee.
Coffee, Coffee.
Everyone shut up.
Coffee.
(calmly walks offstage)
edited 3rd Oct '15 7:56:07 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Maid of Time
10/10
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Do i creep you out?
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
You don't creep me out, unless you do.
One day I'll get to you, and then I'll teach 'ya how you do it to yourself. Even if your choice is an illusion, wrought by ancient rules... Well, you'll never be able to tell. What you don't know doesn't hurt you, right?
Wrong, Gryphon. You should have payed attention in the classes, you see? Buegey...
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
I am feeling terribly upset. <_>
I just feel so very sad. <_>
A couple of reasons, things that I cannot affect the course of.
I am sorry to be all gloomy and annoying, I just feel really sad. >_<
dizzy
FUCKING
simple as
Three of the first five paragraphs begin with the phrasing structure "As [name] [verb]ed, [thing happened]," and the other two are brief lines of dialogue.
10/10 would eat again
hell yes wv's cinnamonrollitude is actually a running gag