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"world-renowned bikesman evil kniko rembmers teh days when a man could travel internationally armed w/ only a bike and a gun to fight off daycrew so he get bike and make bad video montage and dies makeing it"

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edited 5th Jun '10 10:17:10 AM by Kenshiro123

If this is the trash heap, here's some trash:

This isn't Nineties Cheese...this is several steps lower!

edited 5th Jun '10 11:13:02 AM by troperwithoutaname

Kraft Foods are so controversial over here. They used British money to take British jobs! Now there's Magnificent Bastardry for you.

I was actually trying to point out that I hated their (thankfully corporate-only) logo.

What exactly did they do over there that was so evil?

I can hardly believe there is no love for Father America here.

Kraft bought out Cadbury, which has the public image of being (a) ethical and (b) British (although it's a corporation like any other), and they used Royal Bank of Scotland funds to do it, the RBS being funded by the British government. So there was a big hoo-hah about it and now everyone hates Kraft.

Silly, really.

edited 5th Jun '10 5:40:32 PM by BobbyG

I guess the British love their Cadbury.

edited 5th Jun '10 6:38:26 PM by AnonymousUser

DOGSHIT WARRIOR

HEY THERE

I AM A PATRIOT

NO YOU'RE NOT

YOU ARE A FALSE AMERICAN

BASTARD

FUCK YOU

the next poster is hates their country

unless the next poster is me

COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, FALSE PATRIOTS.

stop hating America.

Ben Franklin's not gonna hurt ya:

ಪ್ಪಪ ಲ್ಲಲ

What is that supposed to be? Unicode must be acting screwy, it's showing a fallback font.

Emoticons, made using probably an Indian script.

With all the modern day tools of war, mechanized infantry is becoming increasingly obsolete. Most conflicts take place in cramped urban environments, impractical to guide a tank through, and downright dangerous to open fire in. Even in relatively open environments, tanks still fall prey to anti-tank weapons. And to top it off, tanks are absolutely helpless when it comes to air combat, having neither the agility or the leverage to take on a bomber 1-to-1.

SCP-2041-J, however, gives us an opportunity to reverse this trend.

As you may know, SCP-2041-J's primary function is to propel mechanized infantry long distances through seemingly impossible means. Unfortunately, said tanks impact the ground normally. I propose we design special, aerodynamic "Glider Tanks" that are designed to take advantage of their sudden velocity, with specially designed steering mechanisms allowing the tank to maneuver even in mid air.

Just imagine: Scores of agents blasting both airplanes and land units out of the sky with flying tanks, and then being given a hero's welcome as they land safely on the nearby airfield.

Sir, I humbly beseech you: please take this idea into consideration. I am not one of those scientists who only care about how "Kewl" SCP-2041-J looks, I am a military man. Glider Tanks are the future of armed combat.

@Tzetze: Kannada, as usual.

It's RAEPFACE the emoticon, plus another one staring back awkwardly.

edited 5th Jun '10 8:42:21 PM by Miijhal

Tonight:

SIX-SIX-OH-SIX. What could it mean for you?

Tonight on WB2 News at 9.

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Film at 11.

The post about 6/6/06 actually did have something of a point: it was 4 years ago today.

That, and Jim Cutler's an awesome V/O guy.

And the newscast it was promoting actually aired on June 5.

edited 6th Jun '10 1:31:18 PM by AnonymousUser

Mike Oldfield's "Moonlight Shadow" is quite a nice song.

The air is tasty here!

For some reason I feel the need to post this here:

ZEN BABY