Part-Time Omen of Death
Especially nice when I need to get groceries and stuff.
Stupid doomed timeline...
So how is everyone?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
'80s TV Action Hero
Mine is tomorrow, I hope.
Food would be nice.
Just Dandy, bacon, just Dandy.
edited 18th Sep '14 12:33:00 PM by InverurieJones
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Well, I puked earlier today.
I also have a cold.
So everyone is doing not very well?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
'80s TV Action Hero
Well, you know what a great time I'm having, though I forgot to mention that my left eye (always problematic) is swelling up.
Yes, I have a ridiculous number of things wrong with me. And quite a lot of old injuries, too...
I need saline and an eyeoatch, neither of which I have or can buy.
Yay, me.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Part-Time Omen of Death
I am tired 8ut otherwise ok.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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You sound like you look like the bug from Men In Black.
Well, that's good.
'80s TV Action Hero
Cheers!
Actually, I still look pretty healthy...apart from the red around the eyes and the occasional grimace when my stomach goes all weird.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
"Actually, I look pretty healthy."
"Wait, can someone help me find my left hand again?"
'80s TV Action Hero
Hey, it was my left foot that came apart...
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Not helping your case there, buddy.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
'80s TV Action Hero
No, probably not.
Do you ever feel like you would quite like to just let yourself fall over and just lie there in the street?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
I've even done that.
I've been tempted to do that.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
'80s TV Action Hero
Heh. It's getting pretty tempting. The effort expended to stay upright is approaching the point where it will outweigh any apparent benefit.
Are you allowed to decide 'fuck it' and fall over or do you have to actually lose consciousness for it to be legit?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Part-Time Omen of Death
Clearly we need to make Jones into a cy8org.
Stupid doomed timeline...
We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
Better. Faster. Stronger. And looses parts more infrequently.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Of course you don't have to lose consciousness. I mean, you can do that too. But both ways work. The non-unconsciousness is more satisfying, in my opinion.
'80s TV Action Hero
Heh.
It's funny...it's a nice night, so I'm outside, sitting in a wall. There's a helicopter going about. Small one. Just thinking how strange it is not to hear big helos overhead all the time. So used to it at home.
Starting to get hungry again. Not painful now, though, just uncomfortable. Not felt like this for years. Could murder a curry.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Part-Time Omen of Death
Curry sounds yum.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Indeed.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
My payday isn't until mondayyyy ;~~~~;
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart