The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydQZ0qKifhQ ohmigod

Pppffffffffftb. Didn't you know Al is my husband?

edited 28th Jul '14 11:30:22 AM by DaftPunch

@Sixth Hehe. Pretty good. I don't usually like parody songs, but that was good. The video too.

edited 2nd Aug '14 11:46:01 PM by Keybreak

So, sometimes I think about all the people and things that have lived in the world and died...miserably, and were forgotten...and then I wonder who is the most deserving of love and attention.

I'd want them to know that I'd remember them, even if I don't know any of them. And I'd want them to know that however little influence they think they had on the planet, they mattered to someone.

*hands the next poster a 8ox* Here, hold my deadalive cat for a moment, would you?

edited 5th Aug '14 4:26:56 PM by Ozbourne

Can I open the box?

Whatever you do, do NOT open it.

- blows it up -

I didn't open it, did I?!

No, the explosion fused the lid shut.

Damn!

Well, at least now that that's hopeless I can concentrate on my illusions.

//hugs the next poster hard

- shoots lighter fluid out of sleeve, no fire -

. . . But where did the lighter fluid come from?!

Well now you've got lighter fluid all over you!

edited 5th Aug '14 8:27:00 PM by Kesagake

Why'd you shoot it at me? :(

I was trying to do an illusion!

I'm guessing you've never seen Arrested Development

Nope, I've not. But awwwww◊

Don't we already have a sandbox for this?

. . . No?

The sandbox is for testing out forum things and important experiments.

This is the trash heap.

Sandbox is for testing, the Trash Heap was created for shitposting, like so

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Yeah, exactly! - hit by random debris -

Needs more gun, fool.

Roleplaying games seem to be made up of so many disposable weapons and armors and accessories...and they typically get better as you progress. You never just stumble upon the really good stuff right at the beginning.

If I made a roleplaying game, I'd scatter the equipment more. Some strong monsters would have weak loot and some weak monsters would have really strong loot, and you could really top out somewhere near the middle.

Maybe that'd make it easier...? But you'd still have to level up. Experience always makes you better than just what you're wearing.

edited 6th Aug '14 2:07:57 AM by Keybreak

Damn it, I just can't leave anyone alone with my quantum thought experiments these days.

*throws dice at you and a8sconds with the deadalive cat*

If Kesa blew it up, wouldn't the explosion have killed the cat? Making it no longer a deadalive cat, and instead just a dead cat.

It could be one of two different kinds of dead, which we wouldn't know until we opened the box. Which we now can't. Which opens up the possibility of it starving, so make that three different kinds of dead.