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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#76: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:15:57 PM

Hooray!

-holds up Inkblot Test-

Now, what does this look like. Don't say Rorscharch; smart-ass answers will get you nowhere.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#77: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:17:12 PM

A... giant death ray?

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#78: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:18:09 PM

-holds up three more-

And these?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#79: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:29:55 PM

A MiG-29 Fulcrum, a camoflague pattern, and a ballet dancer.

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#80: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:35:11 PM

Hmm...ballet dancer, eh? Tell me about your sister.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#81: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:39:49 PM

She didn't do ballet dancing. Ever. She became a writer or somethin', I haven't kept in contact 'cause my schedule's so busy.

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#82: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:43:40 PM

Maybe you should call her. Here, take this phone. Go to her.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#83: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:46:56 PM

Ugh, she's probably too busy...

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#84: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:49:16 PM

Fine.

-looks at Plumbum, KO'd on the ground-

We should probably wake him up.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#85: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:53:22 PM

But he's betrayed me!

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#86: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:57:31 PM

Okay. We'll put him in a straitjacket and then wake him up

-pulls out pen and writing pad-

Now, let's talk about your mother, eh?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#87: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:59:03 PM

Oh, criminy...

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#88: Aug 6th 2010 at 2:10:33 PM

Ah. She was the ballet dancer?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#89: Aug 6th 2010 at 2:12:11 PM

I'm not here for a psychiatric session!

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#90: Aug 6th 2010 at 2:13:47 PM

\*secretly launches nukes while nobody is looking*

Take That! Moon! *Sees launch coordinates as the dark side of the Moon*

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#91: Aug 6th 2010 at 2:16:07 PM

-hears the launch sirens and claps his hands excitedly-

Oh, goodie!

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#92: Aug 6th 2010 at 2:26:51 PM

-suplexes Major Tom-

Do you want to talk about your feelings before we all die from the shrapnel from the moon?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#93: Aug 7th 2010 at 10:11:49 AM

uuh, my head. Shit! I'm still alive! And in a straitjacket! Oh, well. I've seen what they do. Welcome to torture, Plumbum.

Hey wait... I'm... There's the barrier -glances over- everyone's distracted with... a psychiatry session.

>Plumbum awkwardly stumbles to his feet and slips back into the Jetbus.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#94: Aug 7th 2010 at 10:20:01 AM

Well anyway, I guess I had better get going! Toodles!

-turns around and starts walking away... toward the jetbus-

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#95: Aug 8th 2010 at 12:44:53 AM

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!

>Plumbum is trying desperately cut the straitjacket, without cutting too many major arteries.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
TheMonkeyMon from Dallas Since: Jul, 2010
#96: Aug 8th 2010 at 12:54:38 AM

  • Drops into the room from a previously-unnoticed hole in the cieling*

I HAVE A GUN!!!

  • Does not have a gun*

O.O

Popes for the Pope's throne!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#97: Aug 8th 2010 at 5:23:20 AM

Hmm...nothing? Fine, just stay there.

-runs after Flanker-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#98: Aug 8th 2010 at 9:03:26 AM

Who the hell are you?!

-is looking at The Monkey Mon-

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TheMonkeyMon from Dallas Since: Jul, 2010
#99: Aug 8th 2010 at 11:33:54 AM

I AM RICHARD NIXON.

  • Is not richard nixon.*

Popes for the Pope's throne!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#100: Aug 8th 2010 at 11:37:53 AM

-slips into the Jetbus-

Oh, it's you. Do you want to talk about your feelings?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

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