Just a teapot
Alice: No dear, it's Wensday.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Defiler of Shops
Bob: You need to go to that spelling class, it's Wednesday. What's the time?
edited 27th Oct '10 7:37:13 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Alice: [checks a complicated time-keeping device] Half past noon. Plenty of time.
edited 27th Oct '10 8:44:48 PM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Just a teapot
Bob: Oh no! I'm late for my Uncle's funeral.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Alice: Your uncle once stepped on five of your pet geese and you suddenly care about his funeral why?And what about your spelling class?
Bob: Your spelling class, dear. Did you take your medication?
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Just a teapot
Alice: No I did not.
edited 28th Oct '10 1:32:13 PM by Liisiko
Insert witty one-liner here.
Defiler of Shops
Bob: *Zones out* Wait, where was I supposed to go again? ...Oh well, can't be important.
edited 28th Oct '10 2:06:30 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Literally A Princess
Alice: You were getting ready to go to your spelling class...I think... *stares at ceiling*
Heapers’ Hangout
Bob: That reminds me, I have to go fight crime with Snoopy and Elwood Blues.
Literally A Princess
Alice: That's nice. Have you ever just stopped to look at the ceiling fan blades. They go around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around...
Heapers’ Hangout
Be green.
BOB:Are you high again?
I am bad at picking things.
Alice: Oh, I'm glad you noticed I'm clinging to the fan blades. So yes, I am above the floor by a considerable amount. Is that what you meant?
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Part forum game, part collaborative writing effort. Alice and Bob are about to have a conversation. Who are Alice and Bob? Are they friends? Lovers? Siblings? Complete strangers? This will only be revealed in conversation.
Rules:
1) One line of dialogue per post.
2) Characters should alternate. This is a conversation, not a soliloquy.
3) The line must take at least the last page worth of exchange into account for the sake of context, if not the whole conversation. (If this goes on long enough, the latter will be nigh impossible, hence the one page rule.)
4) Actions can either be performed in addition to dialogue or in their place, but should be less frequent than pure dialogue.
5) About ninjas: They happen. If you get ninja'd, check to see if your post makes sense as a follow-up to the ninja's post. If it does, it's fine. If not, edit away, me hearties.
6) Odd numbered rules are more important than even numbered rules. If being ninja'd makes Bob say three things in a row and they all make sense in sequence, then Bob just got loquacious, okay?
Bob: *sigh* It's... what, Thursday?
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.