Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
Operator: Nah, that's because there were a bunch of gods treating all of their creations and subjects like crap. And the people who followed them were equally as crap.
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
After looking at the warframe the Operator made, noting the appearance of it...
Icy!Blitzwing: -listening to Vagabond, interested- Hm. -picks up the Operator's comment of "weapons being thrown around like dirt", sounding interested- Really?
edited 11th Apr '18 10:12:51 PM by Reuknighted
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Military Grade Shitposter
Vagabond: The constant use of city-busters probably isn't helping affairs.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
Operator @Madison: Yeah, every Tenno weapon is either fabricated in our sip's foundry or made from some part of an enemy's corpse. There are ways to give weapons nifty tricks back home too. -Puts her greatsword into the ground and the sand surrounding it rapidly corrodes into nothing. -
@Blitzwing and Vagabond: Yeah, a bit over a hundred billion die every year on average. Your average mook is more expendable than the materials used to make them.
edited 11th Apr '18 8:50:39 PM by ericshaofangwang
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Military Grade Shitposter
-Madison quirks an eyebrow at the corrosion of the fauna around where the greatsword stabs-
Madison: Interesting... like an en masse poison effect...
Vagabond: A hundred billion.
A year.
edited 11th Apr '18 8:49:33 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
-Operator channels some Void energy into her weapons. The matter that comes into contact doesn't just corrode, but literally disintegrates into nothingness-
@Vagabond: Yeah, I personally kill a few million every year. Same goes for most of my millions of kin. The others usually die from being eaten by a biotech plague or die from asteroid and city-busting weapon spam.
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Icy!Blitzwing: Do tell.
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Military Grade Shitposter
-Vagabond turns around and walks right back into the hole-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Icy!Blitzwing: -to Vagabond- Didn't you say you needed a rock, too?
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Military Grade Shitposter
Vagabond: Yes!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
Operator: At least those weapons won't reach us here.
edited 11th Apr '18 9:04:53 PM by ericshaofangwang
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Icy!Blitzwing: Are there any rocks nearby that are big enough for you to use?
He could've tried to get off the island himself, but he was rendered flightless in (one of) his alt-mode(s) because of one of the monsters of the island.
edited 11th Apr '18 9:05:39 PM by Reuknighted
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Military Grade Shitposter
Vagabond: ...I haven't checked, actually.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
-Operator looks slightly crestfallen, only just realising that what is normal in her universe was completely abnormal in many others-
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Icy!Blitzwing: There could be some nearby, though I'm not sure. -notices the Operator-
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Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
Operator: 100 billion dead abnormal in warfare?
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Icy!Blitzwing: -no response-
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Military Grade Shitposter
Vagabond: We don't even have a billion people!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
Operator: Well... is it abnormal for more than a billion to die in warfare?
edited 11th Apr '18 9:25:06 PM by ericshaofangwang
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Icy!Blitzwing: -thinking to himself- {I doubt we even have that many Cybertronians...} Judging by his reaction, I'm going to guess it isn't.
I decided to use braces for writing the character's thoughts instead. And I ended up using "Transformer" earlier because I wasn't sure if I should've gone with that or "Cybertronian". I decided on the latter.
edited 11th Apr '18 9:26:39 PM by Reuknighted
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Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
Operator: And I thought it was normal to lose a few hundred thousand in a minor skirmish.
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
Icy!Blitzwing: -not really sure what to say- Hm.
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-Kyo seems a bit disturbed by this-
Kyo: That is an unsettlingly high amount of death.
Icy!Blitzwing: -nods in agreement-
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Vagabond: Maybe that explains why it's such a shithole.
From what I've heard, anyways.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."