Awkward Zombie

THIS WAS A BRILLIANT PLAN

Oh wow. There's absolutely no way to get this joke if you haven't played Pokemon gold or silver, but if you have, it's glorious!

People could get it through popcultural osmosis, I guess.

But yeah, that thing... that is a great thing.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

Well, as long as you know the move Roll-Out exists... not that a lot of Pokemon in later gens use it.

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.

If won't be as funny if you did not experienced first handed the horrors of a Miltank with a Roll-Out.

Funny how useless it is today,and yet that fucking Milktank wrecked me.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

I don't know. You could probably still do some damage with, say, a Ferroseed (or its evolution) with Rollout.

... If they actually learn it. I have no idea.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

They don't get STAB though. And isn't their attack kind of lacking?

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Whitney's Miltank doesn't get STAB on Rollout, either.

And I don't know anything about their attack. I'm just assuming it would work because they're pretty good walls.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

Ferrothorn has 94 base attack, which is pretty average. It's six points short of Stoutland's attack.

Point of reference for how out-of-touch I am (and will be forever) with Pokemon's metagame: I thought Stoutland had good attack.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

Decent for the main game, IIRC. Don't ask about the pro scene.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Scrappy. Scrappy scrappy scrappy, that's why that fight sucks. I just powerleveled my Feraligatr, though, so I didn't notice.

Me and my friend's collaborative webcomic: Forged Men

Japan, I think you have a problem.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!

And now the ads have pre-pubescent girls in garters and bikinis. :(

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Twitter

Which game is that?

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.

Fire Emblem.

It tells you exactly what game it is below the rant for every comic, you know.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

Sorry but if Japan stopped doing stuff like that...

...they'd be normal.

The funny thing is, they likely think the same about us in some instances.

One Strip! One Strip!

I...

I...

...I thought...I thought it was a joke about mary sues or self inserts...I...I...

Read my stories!

Don't worry, they probably do same thing there as they do here, they are disgusted then they shrug it off in order to enjoy the game

(Also, every country seems weird when random creepy stuff are presented from them)

How so?

I laughed at the exaggerated Stripperiffic armor Katie gave her in the comic so she could drive home the awesomely awkward looks of the other characters in the strip.

Then I looked her up and realized that's what she actually looked like.◊

Then I cried a little.

Ya know, sad that Nah isn't going to appear in AZ comic because of obvious reasons

So, after a quick search on Nah*

I was about to say I don't see what is wrong with her. She doesn't look that young and, more importantly, she dress in a sensible manner.

Then I noticed she is supposed to be that Nowi girl daughter. Man, there is certainly something wrong when the daughter looks older than the mother.

Thats because half dragons age faster than dragons

But yeah, I'm glad at least someone got hit by "Wait, she is WHAT?" bait I threw xD

Shes also less uncomfortable character than Nowi because of obvious reasons, problem is that in order to get her you need to romance Nowi with someone :P Hence why she wouldn't probably appear in AZ.